Straight to the POINT

÷ ENDLESS trailers, luvvies promoting their books and films, and helplines if you’re affected by what you’ve just seen — the BBC is becoming unwatchable.

EDWARD HARRRISON, Swindon, Wilts.

÷ THE latest range of dresses at M&S in garish colours and weird patterns looks more suitable for Halloween.

BERENICE STANSFIELD, Cirencester, Glos.

÷ IF THERE is to be The Independent Party, it should be known by its initials. TIP — a place to dump your rubbish!

RON PRICE, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex.

÷ PC POP groups (Letters)? ‘Person’ is sexist, so it should be the Spice Beings.

MIKE THOMPSON, Plymouth, Devon.

÷ MY PHONE alarm woke me up to remind me to take tablets to help me sleep!

SUSAN GOLDSMITH, Kesgrave, Suffolk.

÷ NO GAS boilers or cookers for new homes? My power bill shows electricity is four times more expensive than gas per kilowatt hour. ANDREW WHITEHOUSE, Sale, Gtr Manchester.

÷ WHAT’S a baby shower? I’ve never seen one, though I have known it to rain cats and dogs.

VINCENT RUANE, Reading, Berks.

÷ IS THE plaster on Jean-Claude Juncker’s cheek the result of a slap with a North Sea cod from Theresa May?

KEN HOBBINS, Birmingham.

÷ WITH the European Research Group exerting so much influence, how ‘ergsome’ that an erg is a very small unit of energy.

SIMON LOXTON, Guildford, Surrey.

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