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MARS, the planet of action and speed, isn’t known for its patience. So the fact that its build-up to an important link with the Sun has taken so long could explain the current aura of frustration. Yet, sometimes, anticipation and effort result in a sweeter climax. Now, we can combine the power of practicality and pragmatism with imagination and vision, and overcome a hurdle to our success. The good news is that today’s alignment suggests that, whatever happens now, it will have been worth waiting for.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

WHEN life is full of restrictions and regulations, it’s hard for magical things to happen. Magic doesn’t like rules any more than it likes explanations. It needs a certain amount of room for spontaneous excitement and inspiration. It comes, when we stop trying to force issues or allow our negative feelings to overwhelm us. So there is a reason to be glad of the turbulence and trouble occurring in your life at the moment. The cosmic message is clear: look out for (and seize) magic moments as they appear. March brings the Supermoon Equinox! For your light-shedding, worry-quashing, month-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IF IT feels like something is missing from your life, do you really need to look for it? Could the absence of something (or someone) be, in its own way, exactly how things are supposed to be? We know that nature abhors a vacuum. When there’s space in your world, it simply cannot remain empty. If you’re clinging onto a makeshift arrangement, you may well be preventing something new and improved from arriving into your life. You don’t need to be in a rush to sort everything out. New options are arising. March is an exceptional month! For valuable news about the celestial gifts being offered, call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

TRY as you might, you don’t seem to be able to rid yourself of a certain undesirable issue. Conversely, there is something that you want very much, but simply can’t attain. It seems as though you naturally understand something that can’t be proved, yet can prove something you don’t understand. Congratulations — this is what it is to be human! It’s just that, right now, you are desperate for something concrete to manifest itself. Luckily, that’s exactly what the rest of the week holds. March is filled with exceptional cosmic activity! Find out how to make the most of your exciting potential. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

I’M HOPING that you are in a sensitive mood, because there’s a psychic experiment in which I’d like you to take part. All you need to do is set your intellect to one side for a moment and answer this — what colour am I thinking of? Amazing! How did you know? You were clearly born with advanced intuitive powers that you’ve been waiting to put into action. Um . . . well. The reality is that, today, you can either appreciate the magic that’s unfolding in your world or you can be highly suspicious of it. The choice is yours. March brings the Supermoon Equinox! For your light-shedding, worry-quashing, month-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

IN STADIA and sports halls all across the globe, people compete to win. It doesn’t matter whether it’s a local or a national event, the atmosphere can be electric, with supporters willing their heroes to success. Competition is undeniably fun. It spurs us on, motivates and unites us. But, when we get too carried away, it can cause trouble. It’s all too easy to forget that, when all is said and done, life is only a game. You can take the pressure off today. You are already victorious where it counts most. March is an exceptional month! For valuable news about the celestial gifts being offered, call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

IMAGINE that you find yourself out to dinner, but unable to choose between the options on the menu. Would you let the waiter choose for you? That would be one way of relieving your indecisiveness, but it would transfer the weight of responsibility onto someone else’s shoulders. The obvious risk is that they won’t know what you like, yet you’ll feel obliged to eat whatever they give you. The same is true of a current choice. If you want your concerns to be considered, it’s time to speak up. March is filled with exceptional cosmic activity! Find out how to make the most of your exciting potential. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

IT’S almost as if, wherever you go, you’re accompanied by two minders: ‘Mrs Can’t’ and ‘Mr Shouldn’t’. These imposing figures are reciting lists of reasons why you need to reject certain invitations and worry about past mistakes. Luckily, the cosmos is bringing you the chance to escape them. You can leave them to lecture each other and throw yourself into more enjoyable pursuits. You have the chance to escape through a window of opportunity. But you’ve got to leave your negativity behind. March brings the Supermoon Equinox! For your light-shedding, worry-quashing, month-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

SINCE we live on a spinning ball of rock, it’s not as easy as it seems to know which direction is ‘up’. Our planet never stops revolving as it makes its journey around the Sun. Yet, to us, it feels stationary. We don’t notice the speed. It makes you wonder about the assumptions we make about life, the cosmos and everything in it. Sometimes, something happens that makes us question our suppositions and helps us see through the limitations we impose on ourselves. Reconsidering a decision is an excellent idea. March is an exceptional month! For valuable news about the celestial gifts being offered, call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WOULD you mind completing a questionnaire? Why? Before I tell you, I’m afraid you’re first going to have to fill in another one. You don’t know how to do it? That’s OK, we can help. If you could just complete this form . . . What’s wrong with modern life? Some people find it way too spontaneous. They like form-filling. You, though, find the bureaucracy intensely frustrating at times. Don’t be tempted to subject an exhilarating and exciting idea to too much common sense today. March is filled with exceptional cosmic activity! Find out how to make the most of your exciting potential. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

ARE you feeling under siege? As if you’ve been subjected to an unreasonably strict code of conduct? The cosmic message speaks of your desire to walk away from a constraining situation, break an old habit, disentangle yourself from a fear. This doesn’t necessarily imply the need to make a physical change. It could mean altering your attitude to something or someone. What’s crystal-clear is that you’ve been looking at the same scenario for too long. You have the power, and the right, to change it. March brings the Supermoon Equinox! For your light-shedding, worry-quashing, monthahead forecast, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

IN SOME countries, the sun never stops shining. People don’t bat an eyelid at balmy weather. In others, a hot, sunny day or two deservedly makes national headlines and, for weeks, people hark back to those glorious few days. In a funny way, we could say the same thing about having perspective. Without it, it’s impossible to imagine clarity. Yet, when you have it, you take it for granted. As you reach an understanding of an obscure issue, make the most of a moment of enlightenment. March is an exceptional month! For valuable news about the celestial gifts being offered, call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

IT’S frustrating, but some things have to stay the same for a while. It’s simply not possible to ring the bells of change every day. But giving up, and not challenging the status quo, leads to a pale and dull life. We have to strike a balance between reassuring rhythms and restrictive routines. As a loyal person, you sometimes stay in situations and relationships for a long time before you feel the desire to explore other options. The change you sense on your horizon is not due to fickleness — it’s due to wisdom. March is filled with exceptional cosmic activity! Find out how to make the most of your exciting potential. Call 0906 751 5612.