Out of the mouths of babes

OUR grandchildren were staying with us when the eldest, Bliss, came rushing to find my wife and said: ‘nana, Daniel said the F-word.’ My wife went into the next room and asked seven-year-old Daniel why he had used the F-word. ‘Well, she is fat,’ he said. Bliss is as thin as a lath, but Daniel knows it upsets her! John Murphy, Newton-le-willows, Lancs.