IT’S

a subject that divides families, comes between spouses and has, in the past week, been the subject of much online debate. Not Brexit, but crisps.

on Sunday night, Channel 5 set out to find the nation’s favourite — and concluded it was a tossup between Pringles, walkers and Doritos.

But the matter is far from settled, with many contesting the result of the referendum. Sorry, survey. I think the results say more about Channel 5’s viewers than the crisps. Had it been Radio 4, the winner would have been those truffle ones you get in M&S which cost a fortune.

Channel 4 would have chosen something artisan and free- trade. BBC2? Tyrrell’s, for sure.

As for me, I can’t resist a wotsit. No idea what that makes me. Fat, probably.