CHEER UP, LOUISE

HAVING divorced her husband of 19 years to ‘find’ herself, Louise Redknapp (left) says of her raunchy video to new single Stretch: ‘As a 44-year-old woman with two children, I should be allowed to have fun and not be scared to be sexy.’ All power to you, sister. But if you’re so happy with your lot, why do you look so unutterably miserable?