Westminster wars

AFtEr the PM said that she would quit as leader, doctors revealed they had discovered a woman who felt no pain and could put up with agonies no other human could withstand. For a moment, I thought they were talking about theresa May.

SHAME on all the MPs who refused to vote through the PM’s Brexit agreement yesterday. Every single person I have encountered recently wants a conclusion to this chaos and for the country to move on. A plague on all these wrecking politicians.

sAd though some may be to see her go, at least the exit of Mrs May will see the end of that horrible pale blue Italian Herno coat — which looked as though she’d slept in for a month after she misguidedly considered it to be ‘lucky’.