AS THE

line-up of near-naked climate protesters took their positions in the public gallery of the House of Commons on Monday, I had only two thoughts. One: thank goodness environmental protesters tend to be on the young side (although there was one distinctly wrinkly-looking fellow ruining the view). And two: they were all white. In fact, I’ve never seen so many white bum cheeks all in one place. Now where’s Channel 4’s Jon Snow when you need him?