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Despite the fact that green shoots are appearing only in the Northern Hemisphere, the whole planet is getting an extra spring in its step. Mars changed signs last weekend and a New Moon arrives in Aries on Friday. Mars’s drive and determination provides the energy to get things moving. instead of being frustrated by what’s been stuck, we’re more likely to feel rushed off our feet trying to keep all the balls juggling! the upcoming New Moon suggests we can take full advantage of the fresh celestial situation.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

‘WORK is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love, but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.’ These words are from the poet Kahlil Gibran, whose wisdom I share because of the potential for rejuvenation you hold in your hands. With your ruler’s change of celestial home, plus the power of the New Moon about to happen in your sign, you have a chance to change something for the better. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

YOU want to know whether you can take a recent arrangement seriously. Meanwhile, someone else is wondering whether to take you at your word. You’re going through all the right motions but are no clearer on whether this is a politeness clause or a binding contract. Yet the truth is that these aren’t the most important questions. Let what will be, be. We all have to hold up our hands and surrender to fate from time to time. Faith isn’t the only thing you have, but it will ensure your success. There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

MAKING any assumptions is a dodgy business. That’s why people say that to ‘assume’ is to make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’! Saying that, there are many aspects of our world that are fairly safe to predict. That’s when we can presume without assuming. When something is irrefutable, we just waste time prevaricating about whether it will happen or not. It seems likely that you’ve made assumptions about a recent project. The coming New Moon brings a chance to re-evaluate. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

THERE are days when it seems as if everything is going your way. From the moment you open your eyes in the morning until the time your head hits the pillow, you seem to be ‘in the flow’. There are other days when it feels as if you’re battling with the forces of nature just to keep standing up, let alone make any progress. That’s when anxiety starts to creep in and wreak havoc. Yet even at those times, everything is exactly how it needs to be. The coming New Moon highlights how perfect something is. There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

ARE your standards too exacting? Have you set your sights too high? No, I’m not going to advise you to lower them. I’m just trying to find a way to articulate what’s at the heart of the anxious feeling at the pit of your stomach. That uncomfortable sensation you’re experiencing as you look at something you really want is because you don’t feel as if you’re entitled to it. But why not? Why don’t you deserve it and why shouldn’t you be able to get it? Try not to limit your potential today. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WHAT’S the best policy to follow when you’re not sure whether something is broken beyond repair or merely needs mending? Sometimes it’s easy to fix things, and sometimes you can lose precious time over things that need to go in the bin. But when you’re dealing with something that has become erratic and untrustworthy, there’s no questioning what to do for the best. Use the light of the coming New Moon to help you see clearly what needs to be protected and what needs to be let go. There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

SOME elephants are apparently scared of mice, and some people are petrified of spiders. These are, on the surface at least, ridiculous things to be terrified of. Yet it seems the strongest people often consider themselves to be the weakest. Regrettably, the strength of their response to fear is often fuelled by a need for vengeance. Whatever you do, don’t fall into that trap. Refuse to give an issue more thought than it deserves and the New Moon will reveal why your position is so powerful. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

SUPPOSE you’ve found a key stuffed between the cushions at the back of your sofa. You haven’t seen it for ages and have no idea what it’s for. But you have a feeling that it’s relevant, so you put it in a safe place, just in case. You’re in possession of a piece of information that you came upon in a similar way. You’ve kept it safe for a while. As we enter the Dark of the Moon, you’re about to discover why you have this knowledge. It can turn the key and open a new door to your future. There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

AS THE wheels of time turn, they smooth out old ideas. That’s why our grandparents are so shocked by the world they see around them, just as their grandparents would have been shocked by theirs. Change is one of the things we have no control over. It happens, and we struggle to keep up. Your main issue today involves a negotiation between how things used to be and how they are now. The New Moon brings a reminder to not go against the natural flow of time. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

SOME people like to show off, while others are more discreet. But just because someone’s speech is immaculate doesn’t mean their actions are. You’re aware of a set of double standards and you’re tempted to capitalise on this. But you need to take a step back. What’s the value of success if it’s not honourably achieved? If this question doesn’t raise concerns, then go ahead. If it does, there will soon be a way to get what you want without compromising your principles. There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

JUST imagine what would happen if medical doctors were also doctors of spin. ‘No! That’s not a wart on your nose, it’s a much desired beauty spot!’ The truth is that we all put a spin on the stories of our lives. We can’t help but interpret each and every event in a way that proves the rightness of our decisions, and that underlines the direction we’re heading towards. The coming New Moon brings someone into your life who can help you gain a healthier perspective. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

SOME spiritual people take vows of silence. They believe that non-verbal communion brings them closer to the divine. Sometimes, though, this must surely be a little impractical. What if they need to ask someone a favour? Suppose there was some kind of emergency and they wanted to warn everyone? On the other hand, maybe we’re in the wrong and words are overrated. We hear thousands every day, but how often do we actually pay attention to what anyone’s really saying? There’s lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5612.