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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 THE New Moon, form­ing in your sign, is of­fer­ing you an up­grade. Somewhere in your life, a tired ar­range­ment can be re­vi­talised. This is un­ex­pected. Since you’ve been try­ing, un­suc­cess­fully, to mod­ify a dif­fi­cult sit­u­a­tion for a while, you’re nat­u­rally sus­pi­cious of any im­prove­ment. Yet there are no strings at­tached to progress; it suits ev­ery­one. Ac­cept it as a gift and use it to shed light on a bet­ter way to use your re­sources. Grat­i­tude will bring you more sat­is­fac­tion. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5601.

TAU­RUS Apr 21 — May 21 I’VE just been read­ing The Magic Por­ridge Pot to my son. It’s the story of a child who says magic words over a pot which then pro­duces an abun­dance of por­ridge. What more could we ever need! In fact, there’s just such a pot buried within you. If you put love and hope into it, you get more in re­turn than you know what to do with. And, if you ac­ci­den­tally al­low fear to fall in, you just need to top it up with more pos­i­tiv­ity! As the New Moon forms, do that, and watch your out­look im­prove. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEM­INI May 22 — June 22 NO WON­DER you’re feel­ing a de­gree of re­luc­tance. It’s per­fectly nat­u­ral. Show­ing wis­dom and cau­tion demon­strates you’re care­fully con­sid­er­ing a propo­si­tion. Nev­er­the­less, it’s worth check­ing to see whether you’re so wary of up­set­ting the ap­ple cart that you’re ig­nor­ing the ap­ples at the bot­tom, which are turn­ing rot­ten. The last thing you need is cider vine­gar! If you sense some­thing’s ‘not quite right’, you’re right to fol­low your hunch. Don’t put off any­thing that you can do to­day. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5603.

CAN­CER June 23 — July 23 BE­ING so sen­si­tive can re­sult in prob­lems — sometimes you pick up more in­for­ma­tion than you’re com­fort­able with. Iden­ti­fy­ing with other peo­ple’s anx­i­eties means that you can get lost in their trou­bles and lose sight of your­self. That’s when you take on more than you should. To­day, your feel­ings of em­pa­thy are so af­fect­ing your judg­ment that you’re at risk of for­giv­ing some­one for do­ing some­thing that was not OK. For­giv­ing does not mean for­get­ting. Learn from this and move for­ward. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WHEN this piece of rock we live on was cre­ated, I won­der if any­one did a risk as­sess­ment. It would be an ex­tra­or­di­nary pre­sen­ta­tion to a board of di­rec­tors: ‘We’re go­ing to make this huge ball, with a molten core, which will spin at about a thou­sand miles per hour. It will be cov­ered in a mix­ture of liq­uids and solids.’ It sounds like a health and safety night­mare! Surely no one would ever get away with such a crazy propo­si­tion. Yet here we are. You don’t need to be so cau­tious to­day. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 YOU’D like an ex­pla­na­tion for why things have turned out the way they have. It would be help­ful to know where the turn­ing points were and if any lessons can be learned. But these are early days. It’s im­pos­si­ble to cast a calm and crit­i­cal eye over a story that hasn’t yet fin­ished un­fold­ing. As long as you hold that clearly in your mind, you al­ready un­der­stand all that you need to know. As the New Moon forms in the sky, any re­main­ing ar­eas of con­fu­sion will dis­si­pate. It just needs a lit­tle more time. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5606. LI­BRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 MODEL mak­ers put their cre­ations to­gether piece by tiny piece. Sculp­tors, on the other hand, work on a sin­gle piece of ma­te­rial, carv­ing, chip­ping and smooth­ing un­til their imag­ined shape emerges. It’s a dif­fer­ent propo­si­tion. One mis­placed tap and your en­tire work could be ru­ined. Though you might be feel­ing that you’re mak­ing slow progress, you need to keep chip­ping away. The New Moon in your op­po­site sign sug­gests that the shape of suc­cess is start­ing to emerge. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5607.

SCOR­PIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 EX­PERTS ar­gue about the num­ber of years that our uni­verse has been in ex­is­tence. They all agree that it’s been here for bil­lions, though. I don’t sup­pose much would change if we knew the pre­cise date of cre­ation. Surely, what’s im­por­tant, is that it’s here right now, and that you and the peo­ple you care about are all present at the same time. If we really want to un­der­stand what’s go­ing on, we’d be bet­ter off ap­pre­ci­at­ing what’s hap­pen­ing un­der our noses. There’s a lot to en­joy to­day. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGIT­TAR­IUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 YOU need to push the but­ton, turn a key, open a door or throw a switch. But what will hap­pen if you don’t fol­low the usual pro­to­col? Noth­ing. Noth­ing at all. There can be no doubt that you know what’s ex­pected of you. It’s just that, for some rea­son, you’re de­ter­mined to flout the rules. So, go for it. Make your stand. But what point do you expect to prove? Since you know what needs to be done and you know how to do it, isn’t it best just to go for it? There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRI­CORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 EV­ERY­ONE has their rea­sons for not do­ing some­thing. We’re all adept at jus­ti­fy­ing our mo­tives for mak­ing a choice. We don’t have a prob­lem ex­plain­ing why we’ve adopted a par­tic­u­lar at­ti­tude and then in­sist that we did the right thing, no mat­ter what. Yet, when we’re lis­ten­ing to some­one tell their ver­sion of events, we eas­ily find fault with the ar­gu­ment. As the New Moon forms, it seems that you’re wise not to trust ev­ery­thing you’re told. But some­one de­serves to be lis­tened to. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call for your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUAR­IUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 THERE’S an old say­ing: ‘What goes up, must come down.’ But what if it doesn’t stay down? What hap­pens if the process keeps re­peat­ing it­self? Well, then it isn’t go­ing up or down at all, it’s bounc­ing! We’d never look at a yo-yo and think: ‘Wouldn’t it be bet­ter if it was up, in­stead of down?’ Be­cause be­fore we could even fin­ish the thought, it would be up again. The same is true of your cur­rent sit­u­a­tion. Things will be back to nor­mal after the New Moon. Mean­while, re­lax. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re go­ing to like it. Do your­self a favour. Call your lat­est four-minute fore­cast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 IN TO­DAY’S world, peo­ple seem to get away with dis­re­spect­ing other folk on a daily ba­sis. There’s so much in­jus­tice and greed that we’re in dan­ger of ac­cept­ing them as a nor­mal part of our lives. But while such at­ti­tudes might bring ‘suc­cess’, they cer­tainly don’t bring hap­pi­ness. Peo­ple who live this way lack sen­si­tiv­ity and sin­cer­ity. Don’t be se­duced into con­sid­er­ing your con­science a weak­ness. It’s the most pow­er­ful tool in your arse­nal. Fol­low your in­stincts and you won’t go wrong. If you’d like a rea­son to smile, call for your lat­est fore­cast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5612.

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