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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 THE New Moon, forming in your sign, is offering you an upgrade. Somewhere in your life, a tired arrangement can be revitalised. This is unexpected. Since you’ve been trying, unsuccessfully, to modify a difficult situation for a while, you’re naturally suspicious of any improvement. Yet there are no strings attached to progress; it suits everyone. Accept it as a gift and use it to shed light on a better way to use your resources. Gratitude will bring you more satisfaction. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 I’VE just been reading The Magic Porridge Pot to my son. It’s the story of a child who says magic words over a pot which then produces an abundance of porridge. What more could we ever need! In fact, there’s just such a pot buried within you. If you put love and hope into it, you get more in return than you know what to do with. And, if you accidentally allow fear to fall in, you just need to top it up with more positivity! As the New Moon forms, do that, and watch your outlook improve. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 NO WONDER you’re feeling a degree of reluctance. It’s perfectly natural. Showing wisdom and caution demonstrates you’re carefully considering a proposition. Nevertheless, it’s worth checking to see whether you’re so wary of upsetting the apple cart that you’re ignoring the apples at the bottom, which are turning rotten. The last thing you need is cider vinegar! If you sense something’s ‘not quite right’, you’re right to follow your hunch. Don’t put off anything that you can do today. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 BEING so sensitive can result in problems — sometimes you pick up more information than you’re comfortable with. Identifying with other people’s anxieties means that you can get lost in their troubles and lose sight of yourself. That’s when you take on more than you should. Today, your feelings of empathy are so affecting your judgment that you’re at risk of forgiving someone for doing something that was not OK. Forgiving does not mean forgetting. Learn from this and move forward. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WHEN this piece of rock we live on was created, I wonder if anyone did a risk assessment. It would be an extraordinary presentation to a board of directors: ‘We’re going to make this huge ball, with a molten core, which will spin at about a thousand miles per hour. It will be covered in a mixture of liquids and solids.’ It sounds like a health and safety nightmare! Surely no one would ever get away with such a crazy proposition. Yet here we are. You don’t need to be so cautious today. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 YOU’D like an explanation for why things have turned out the way they have. It would be helpful to know where the turning points were and if any lessons can be learned. But these are early days. It’s impossible to cast a calm and critical eye over a story that hasn’t yet finished unfolding. As long as you hold that clearly in your mind, you already understand all that you need to know. As the New Moon forms in the sky, any remaining areas of confusion will dissipate. It just needs a little more time. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 MODEL makers put their creations together piece by tiny piece. Sculptors, on the other hand, work on a single piece of material, carving, chipping and smoothing until their imagined shape emerges. It’s a different proposition. One misplaced tap and your entire work could be ruined. Though you might be feeling that you’re making slow progress, you need to keep chipping away. The New Moon in your opposite sign suggests that the shape of success is starting to emerge. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 EXPERTS argue about the number of years that our universe has been in existence. They all agree that it’s been here for billions, though. I don’t suppose much would change if we knew the precise date of creation. Surely, what’s important, is that it’s here right now, and that you and the people you care about are all present at the same time. If we really want to understand what’s going on, we’d be better off appreciating what’s happening under our noses. There’s a lot to enjoy today. If you’d like a reason to smile, call your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 YOU need to push the button, turn a key, open a door or throw a switch. But what will happen if you don’t follow the usual protocol? Nothing. Nothing at all. There can be no doubt that you know what’s expected of you. It’s just that, for some reason, you’re determined to flout the rules. So, go for it. Make your stand. But what point do you expect to prove? Since you know what needs to be done and you know how to do it, isn’t it best just to go for it? There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 EVERYONE has their reasons for not doing something. We’re all adept at justifying our motives for making a choice. We don’t have a problem explaining why we’ve adopted a particular attitude and then insist that we did the right thing, no matter what. Yet, when we’re listening to someone tell their version of events, we easily find fault with the argument. As the New Moon forms, it seems that you’re wise not to trust everything you’re told. But someone deserves to be listened to. If you’d like a reason to smile, call for your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 THERE’S an old saying: ‘What goes up, must come down.’ But what if it doesn’t stay down? What happens if the process keeps repeating itself? Well, then it isn’t going up or down at all, it’s bouncing! We’d never look at a yo-yo and think: ‘Wouldn’t it be better if it was up, instead of down?’ Because before we could even finish the thought, it would be up again. The same is true of your current situation. Things will be back to normal after the New Moon. Meanwhile, relax. There’s lots to tell you about April and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 IN TODAY’S world, people seem to get away with disrespecting other folk on a daily basis. There’s so much injustice and greed that we’re in danger of accepting them as a normal part of our lives. But while such attitudes might bring ‘success’, they certainly don’t bring happiness. People who live this way lack sensitivity and sincerity. Don’t be seduced into considering your conscience a weakness. It’s the most powerful tool in your arsenal. Follow your instincts and you won’t go wrong. If you’d like a reason to smile, call for your latest forecast. It’s crammed with good news about what awaits you in April. Call 0906 751 5612.