Straight to the POINT

÷ CARAVANERS are welcome to visit the West Country — as long as they are able to reverse and don’t block our narrow lanes.

COLIN WILLIAMS, Denbury, Devon.

÷ ASK mother-in-law to help out (Femail)? Mine wouldn’t get up early to drop her granddaughter at school. And when I asked her to sew name tapes into school uniforms, she said it was my job.

Name and address supplied.

÷ THE price of a TV licence has gone up, even though Sunday had 15 hours of repeats on BBC2.

C. BEDWELL, Eastbourne, E. Sussex.

÷ I VOTED to Leave. There was no mention of any deal — hard, soft, poached or scrambled.

MIKE van DIGGELEN, Aldwick, W. Sussex.

÷ HOW can a utility company receive a huge fine for not installing ‘enough’ smart meters when they are meant to be optional?

SUSAN KING, Amesbury, Wilts.

÷ WE DON’T need a referendum on Richard Madden for James Bond — just make it a ladies-only vote!

JEAN COOPER, Bletchley, Bucks.

÷ WHAT a refreshing change to have a charity calendar of fully clad, beautiful young women.

LINDA SHERIDAN, York.

÷ URI GELLER claims he ‘used his mind’ to bend the pipes in the House of Commons, resulting in a flood. So send him the repair bill.

StEvEN ELLIOtt, Nottingham.

÷ JEREMY should take Theresa to his allotment and show her his Brussels sprouts.

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