Straight to the POINT

I HAD a pint in the Remainers Arms — no happy hour and the glasses were half-empty.

DAVE HAYES, Sandwich, Kent.

SURELY a Brexit song medley (Letters) has got to feature We Gotta Get Out Of This Place by The Animals.

A. H. CLARK, Goffs Oak, Herts.

I APPLAUD Virgin Atlantic’s new logos on its aircraft to represent modern Britain. But where is the white heterosexual man?

D. A. KING, Bexley, Kent.

IT CAN take a couple of weeks to get an appointment with my GP. Given that the NHS is being called upon by MPs to give priority to travellers, should I change my status?

IAN STROMDALE, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

POOR Fiona Bruce doesn’t know how she will fit in all her jobs: Question Time, Antiques Roadshow, Fake Or Fortune and newsreading. Why can’t she give someone else a chance and spend more time with her family?

MAUREEN COYLES, Carlisle, Cumbria.

IF A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, a customs union by any other name would still stink.

MALCOLM CRAVEN, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex.

UNLIKE Margaret Thatcher, who was definitely not for turning, Theresa May has performed so many U-turns she must be dizzy.

SYLVIA SONTAG, Gedney, Lincs.

WHY can’t we have a referendum on deal or no deal on May 23 instead of EU elections?

ROBERT HUGHES, Sleaford, Lincs.

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