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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 TODAY finds you feeling rather overwhelmed by the promises you’ve made. You’ve been very generous with your time and commitments recently — so much so that it’s hard to see how you can fulfil them all. But there’s a chance you’re replicating a more general feeling that you’re unable to get to grips with what you need to do. What would happen if you were to let one or two of your obligations go? Mercury’s movements bring you a chance to be more pliable. Have faith in the future and let go. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 PEOPLE who study grammar talk about the beauty of the ‘future perfect tense’. But why does it need to be tense? If the future’s set to be perfect, do we really need to be uptight? Perhaps it’s the idea of perfection that creates panic. It’s certainly hard to imagine what a world free of pain, strife and stress would look like. Especially when it’s the imperfections that make us so endearing and unique. Your future’s certainly not set to be perfect — but it will be much better than it has been recently. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 IF WE want to experience magic, we need to enter the realms of fairy tales — and there’s no such thing in real life. Except, of course, when you plant a seed and then watch it sprout. Or if you take an idea and nurture it into your reality. Or if you make someone smile. Change someone’s day. Share a delicious meal. Satisfy a spiritual hunger. That’s when you have to admit that magic weaves around every moment of our lives. As your ruler dances through the sky, it promises a magical time. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 IT’S not always easy to know what to do when a key person goes through a major change. Someone close to you is either experiencing a difficult time or they are making things hard for someone else. Whichever one it is, they’re trying to bring a situation to a close — in order to begin something new. In this troubled scenario, the most useful contribution you can make is to be patient and offer your support. If you show you’re able to trust in the right result, your wisdom will positively affect them — and you. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 THANK goodness for all the people who spend their time playing electronic games. Without them, our world would surely be swamped by zombies and aliens. Not to mention the Tetris blocks falling from the sky. These folk are doing a diligent and admirable job of keeping us safe! Working late into the night, they conscientiously and tirelessly eliminate monster after monster, zombie after zombie, Tetris block after Tetris block. Is that really true? Don’t let anyone ‘save’ you unnecessarily today. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 I ALWAYS loved Scooby-Doo. Now that my son is also a fan of the ghost-busting cartoon dog and his team of teenagers, I’m watching once more. The stories are crazy and the characters colourful, but it’s the end of each episode that I like the best. The baddies always seem to think that they would have got ‘clean away with it’ if it hadn’t been for that meddling Scooby and his friends. You, of course, know that no one gets away with anything. Somewhere in your world, there is a lack of justice. That’s about to change. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ONLY fools ignore that niggling feeling in the bottom of their stomach. Even when we can’t quite put our finger on what’s wrong, our intuition gives us the chance to hold our horses and take a second look — just in case. It’s even more important to take notice when you’re usually immune to doubts of this kind. A highly strung, anxious individual would be more than justified in overriding such a common sensation. But you’re different. Play it by ear today. And, more importantly, trust yourself. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 WHAT’S worse than being forced to stop doing something when you are on a roll? Being made to stop and start and stop again. Unpleasant though that experience is, it’s even worse when you have completed an entire process, only to discover that, rather than ending with a new beginning, it finishes with a stop. Mercury’s movements indicate that you may experience some fits and starts today. But, when things grind to a halt, you should find that there’s a reward. You’re just on a slight detour. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 THERE’S nothing to be gained from arguing, unless you enjoy it. When debating brings pleasure, then it sometimes has a purpose. Highly strung, competitive ‘discussions’ excite some folk. It gets their adrenaline pumping and keeps them on their toes. But it also means that they prod people and enjoy getting under their skin, until they manage to provoke the desired response. If all you want to do is win your point, there’s no need for such behaviour today. The evidence is being unveiled. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 THE corporate business model of ‘planned obsolescence’ is the concept of making products that have a limited shelf-life so that they will need to be replaced. These days, of course, when we’re more aware of the need to be sustainable, ethical companies are making things to last. Yet, no matter what we try to do to save on waste and keep our planet healthy, nothing we make can last for ever. Sometimes, we just need to let go. As with objects, so with people and situations. It’s time to gently move on. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 IN OUR information age, does anyone still think that ‘life is just a bowl of cherries’? Or would the song made famous by Doris Day more aptly be called ‘life is just an inbox of emails’? For as soon as one demanding problem has been dealt with, another rushes in to take its place. At times, it feels as if we’re on a neverending merry-go-round of things to do. So what’s going to happen now that your current challenge is almost over? You can cherry-pick the next issue in which you’re going to invest. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your new, four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 THERE are various myths and tales from around the world about a cooking pot that keeps producing delicious food all by itself. In real life, though, this kind of miraculous abundance never happens. Or does it? Even if you were only to take a walk in the park with someone who knows about foraging, you’d realise that there’s plenty of edible food growing by the side of the path. We just need to keep informed and knowledgeable if we want to see the gifts life has to offer. Bear that in mind today. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your LATEST four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5612.