++Westminster wars++

THree years after the referendum and 15 days after we were due to leave the eu, MPs are given an 11- day easter break to recover from stress and exhaustion. if only the equally exhausted British public could take 11 days’ paid leave from the nightmare our hapless politicians have left us in.

AND while MPs enjoy Easter with their trotters up, Tories might reflect on the latest poll which shows the party has lost nine points, putting them on par with the support they had in 1997 when the Tories were wiped out by Tony Blair.

PrAise for the saintly Yvette cooper’s attempts to torpedo Mrs May’s deal are far from the mark. The ruthlessly ambitious cooper is only interested in one thing, ousting her own leader, comrade corbyn, and one day becoming PM herself. What fun that would be: Labour’s first female Prime Minister with her husband, a strictly come dancing shaker and Gangnam style mover.