Wordy Wise

HOT CROSS PUNS — air conditioning wasn’t a regular feature on the early stand-up comedy circuit.

Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts. AQUAPRIUS — waterproof Toyota.

Sylvia Dugard, Witney, Oxon. SIRFACE — teacher’s expression when discovering unruly pupil. Tony Sandy, Thurso, Caithness. TECTONIC PLATO — greek philosopher and geologist.

Dave Cullen, Leeds. COMEDY OF TERRORS — Brexit.

A. Poulton, Poundbury, Dorset.