Straight to the POINT

÷ I’M CONFUSED about which candidate to vote for in the European elections now we’ve adopted the second-past-the-post system. RICHARD COLLINS, Peterborough, Cambs.

÷ THE issue of whether we leave the EU or not pales into insignificance compared to the prospect of Darcey leaving Strictly. PETER MALLER, Henley-on-Thames, Oxon.

÷ DEFINITION of infinity: Brexit. D. ARNOTT, Taunton, Devon.

÷ ZOE BALL knows only one word — amazing. Her radio show most certainly isn’t. HELEN PENNEY, Longborough, Glos.

÷ WITH MPs on holiday it’s a good time to change the locks on the Houses of Parliament. PETE DICKERSON, Ryde, Isle of Wight.

÷ LIKE Joan Collins, a vanity mirror caused a fire in my home. Concave mirrors should be sold with a warning sticker. MICHAEL J. PRITCHARD, Penn, Bucks.

÷ DAVID LAMMY proves there is no shortage of empty vessels that make the most noise in the Labour Party. JOHN EVANS, Wokingham, Berks.

÷ CALL someone a horse? Neigh! E. BARNES, Birmingham.

÷ BREXIT extended until October 31. Do we collect £200 when passing Go? MUNRO STARR, Quorn, Leics.

÷ MY BREXIT song (Letters) is Send In The Clowns. Oh, sorry, they are already in the House of Commons.

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