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DESPITE it having been demoted to the status of a dwarf planet, astrologers ascribe Pluto with the same level of importance. Since it represents hidden motives its reclassification seems strangely apt. Pluto likes to work from the shadows. As it now turns retrograde, we’re encouraged to face up to what’s going on behind the scenes. There may be some skeletons hiding in the closet, but by rooting them out, power can be consolidated.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
HINDSIGHT is a powerful tool; when we look back on our decisions it’s easy to forget how and why we did what we did. We overlook the fact that we didn’t have all the information we have now. So we just have to trust that we did the best we could at the time. You’ve recently learned an important lesson which you can apply to your future. But you can’t use it retrospectively to adjust the past. Pluto, turning retrograde, brings an opportunity to let go of any blame so you can move on. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
FLYING a helicopter is a bit like trying to manoeuvre a big blob of jelly. The tiniest movement has a wobble-like effect. It takes hours of simulated practice before pilots are considered to have developed the techniques needed to control the instruments and fly. You may not be attempting to do anything as dramatic, but nevertheless you’re struggling with a difficult challenge. Pluto’s move retrograde brings the chance to reassess and appreciate what you’ve learned. Keep going! Don’t give up. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
YOU’RE just trying to walk in a straight line. But with every step the path seems to curve, forcing you to reconsider your route; even to alter your destination. But speed is not a marker of success and learning curves can be steep; they require determination, perseverance and skills that we’re still learning. They also need a willingness to learn! As Pluto turns retrograde, a penny drops and you realise the significance of this experience. Then you’ll see how valuable that penny can be. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
IN THE realm of our fantasies, every decision is purposeful and effective, creating another strand in the rich fabric of our lives. In reality, however, we often have to go back and unpick the stitches of our past and improvise in order to keep building. As Pluto turns retrograde in your opposite sign, you’re able to see the effectiveness of your efforts to bolster a key relationship. No, it’s not perfect. But flaws are part of life. As appreciation manifests, so will the ability to share and talk things through. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
WHEN people speak without truly conversing, we say that they’re talking at cross-purposes. It’s such an odd term, especially when our intention doesn’t usually involve trying to make anyone angry. Quite the opposite. We’re doing everything we can to be amenable. Most miscommunication happens when we focus so hard on being polite that, without realising, we manage to give the opposite impression. Somewhere in your world, an assumption needs to be critiqued and set right today. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
AS PLUTO, the great transformer of the zodiac, begins its retrograde journey across the sky, it’s worth remembering what happened to Dorothy when she finally met the wizard. His echoing voice and intimidating airs all fell away when she realised that a small and insignificant man was lying behind the powerful guise. Every larger-than-life huffer and puffer is similarly small once you see behind their facade. A situation today may seem intimidating, but in reality, it’s a lot less daunting than it looks. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
GET ready to be astonished. The world is transforming before your very eyes. Mother Nature, that most mystical of forces, has worked her magic so subtly that the change is almost unnoticeable. Although your world might seem to be exactly as it has always been, it’s being significantly altered. As Pluto changes direction, even though it can’t wave a wand and generate instant happiness, it can assist in the process of laying the foundations for positivity, hope and joy to flourish. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
YOU’VE been working hard recently. A lot is being demanded of you. It feels as if the more effort you put in, the more you need to make. Will the movements of your ruler, Pluto, which turns retrograde today, help to ease the pressure? While there’s no guarantee that you’ll feel an immediate, significant change, there’s a clear sign that your work is leading to success. You’re doing something that needed to be done. There isn’t an easy way of doing it. Rest assured that your efforts are worthwhile. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
PEOPLE are famous for doing ridiculous things; and there’s no escaping celebrity culture. Yet our view of these ‘personalities’ is based on a superficial impression they have selected to portray. The fact that we have no idea of their real character fits our fantasy. That’s why we’re surprised when they do something unexpected. We also surprise ourselves when we are more capable than we thought. Today, be ready for an unanticipated discovery. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
EARLIER this week we were talking about the story of the boy who cried ‘wolf’. I’ve racked my brain, but I can’t think of an equivalent story of a boy or girl who announced a ‘lack of danger’. Yet there are an untold number of stories about people who thought everything was going to be OK when it wasn’t. We rate optimism highly. As Pluto turns retrograde in your sign, if you propose a hopeful idea today, rather than regretting it later, your prediction will be proved right. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
WHEN we’re hungry, our sugar levels drop and we get irritable. The same is true when we try to function on a lack of sleep. The difference is that eating can be enjoyable, whereas sleeping is more of a necessity. After all, how can we enjoy something we’re not fully conscious of? Hold on to that thought as something important starts unfolding in your world. It’s just that you’re not fully aware of it. If you place your faith in yourself today, everything will turn out for the best. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
WHEN you’re editing films and videos, it’s easy to change the number of pictures per second and speed up or slow down time. If only it was as easy in real life! Just imagine being able to stretch out the delightful experiences and fast-forward through the tricky bits! You’ve been feeling as if certain scenarios in your life are unfolding too fast recently while others are hardly moving. As Pluto now turns retrograde, a gradual rebalancing will take place. You’re about to see that time really is on your side. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5612.