++ Westminster wars++

FORMIDABLE former Speaker Betty Boothroyd slaps down the current incumbent, telling John Bercow he has no right to block President Trump from addressing the Commons ahead of the 75th anniversary of D-Day. She explains to tinpot Bercow that Trump should be welcomed as the representative of the American people who sent their sons to fight (and die) alongside us.

TORY MPs are hoping that after a humiliating defeat at the local and eu elections, then a fourth failed attempt to get her deal though, the PM will have to leave the stage. Given she’s still wearing her lucky Frida Kahlo bracelet, don’t bet on it. As Lady T might have said: ‘The Lady’s not for Leaving.’

HOW delicious that Boris Johnson’s little sister Rachel has become the poster girl for the Change UK party, a ragbag of diehard Europhiles. That woman has far more sex appeal than her shoddy-looking brother — and unlike him, she’s still got her magnificent mane of shaggy blonde hair.