Good­bye, Pike, you stupid boy

Daily Mail - - Life -

so FAREWELL, Gavin Wil­liamson, who has left of­fice just as he en­tered it; on the crest of a wave of stu­pid­ity that would put even Pri­vate Pike to shame.

‘I swear on my chil­dren’s lives it wasn’t me,’ he said, af­ter be­ing ac­cused of a Na­tional se­cu­rity Coun­cil leak.

swear­ing on his chil­dren’s lives? What a ter­ri­ble, id­i­otic thing for a father to say. A re­sponse that is mean­ing­less, with­out merit and also cruel — what must his fam­ily think?

they are not his lives to gam­ble away, for a start. Yet per­haps this is the kind of play­ground ut­ter­ance we should ex­pect from this shal­low blowhard. He is a for­mer fire­place sales­man who al­ways fan­cied him­self as a big player.

He was re­puted to have said of mrs may: ‘I made her, I can break her.’ And he was once over­heard in a may­fair res­tau­rant boast­ing about his links with the DUP and how he could out­ma­noeu­vre Jeremy Hunt and sa­jid Javid in any con­test for the Pm’s job.

Well, not any longer mr Wil­liams. Ya boo sucks to you, as he would prob­a­bly say him­self.

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