MARKS & SPARKS

is under fire for flogging an LGBT sandwich in a rainbow packet, and donating thousands to gay charities. sounds harmless enough. apparently the ‘G’ stands for guacamole. and presumably, the ‘T’ is for added trans-fats, as a sop to the ‘trans community’. That should be enough to get it labelled ‘junk food’ and banned from being advertised on the London Underground.