Straight to the POINT

MPS don’t need another holiday. They need their heads banged together.

DAVID BECK, Waterlooville, Hants.

IF BANNED driver David Beckham walks his children to school, he will be helping to save the planet.

Mrs PAULINE PASMORE, Shepperton, Middlesex.

BUS conductors to be given powers to curb passengers viewing porn in public? I haven’t seen a conductor since the Seventies. Goes to show how out-of-touch politicians are.

BRIAN MOONEY, Walmer, Kent.

I AM disappointed no one from the Monster Raving Loony Party is standing in my area for the European elections.

M. NEAL, Sunderland.

MEGHAN and Harry want their newborn to become a global citizen. He could train to be his great-uncle Andrew’s replacement.

JOHN BENNETT, Wigan, Gtr Manchester.

THANK God Asia Bibi and her family are safely out of Pakistan, but how shameful Britain did not give her sanctuary.

ROGER LANCASTER, Bristol.

SUGGESTIONS for a name change for my town were welcome (Letters). The residents are friendly and the countryside beautiful, so I have decided we have a lot to crow about and am keeping the name.

W. GEORGE TYSON, Crowborough, E. Sussex.

APPROPRIATE funeral music? Friends were cheered to hear Elvis Presley’s Return To Sender at a cremation.

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