WHO KNEW TOON HAD A PLAN?

SALOMON RONDON is still unsure of his Newcastle future, despite scoring 11 goals this season and becoming the first striker to win the club’s Player of the Year since Alan Shearer in 2003. Rondon (left) is on loan from West Brom but, at 30, his age profile apparently goes against the club’s policy. Imagine — there’s a policy. Who knew?