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MARS, planet of extremes, moves into Cancer, one of the most emotionally powerful signs, today. That points to strong feelings, passionate highs and frustrating lows. But there’s room for rationality, too. Mercury links encouragingly with both Neptune and Saturn, before harmonising with Pluto at the weekend. So, if we sensitively share what’s in our hearts, we’ll remain in control — fired up with renewed energy.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 SOMETIMES, when PR gurus hit a snag with a product, they simply rebrand it and turn the drawback into a strength. So, a TV that changes channels by itself becomes a ‘great way to explore new content’. Or a shampoo that takes several washes to get out of your hair becomes a ‘luxury spa treatment’. Somewhere in your world, someone is reframing a version of events. Would such a technique be to your advantage today? Could a simple change of words change your life? In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 SELF-HELP gurus advise us on how to enrich our lives with purposeful plans, and help us to divine the direction we should take to reach our ideal destination. They talk about the value of seeking goals, and skilfully managing our time. Yet, just as the oceans ebb and flow, life here on planet Earth is fluid and flexible. We’re at our happiest when we’re going with the tide. With your ruling planet, Venus, settling into your sign, you can trust what’s unfolding. Stay relaxed and you’ll benefit from a generous cosmic outlook. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 THE problem with getting what we want is that, sometimes, we’re not so sure that we want it! So when, for example, you’re trying to eat healthily and you allow yourself to have a cake with your coffee, have you got what you want? Well, the part of you that wanted the cake is happy, but the part of you that wanted to eat healthily is not! As your ruler, Mercury, makes encouraging links today, it’s worth thinking about what you really want and which part of you wants it. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 FATE is never set in stone; we can always do deals with destiny. If you find yourself in a position which seems to be non-negotiable, it’s because you’ve waived your right to argue about something that seemed inevitable . . . but it’s not! Just because you’re surrounded by people who are taking this situation very seriously doesn’t mean that things can’t change. It takes courage to tell everyone that matters can be different. But with dynamic Mars moving into your sign, you can do that. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 SOME people are on a quest for personal happiness. Others search for the secret to eternal youth. Yet the truth is that the secret to one is found in the other! It’s frustration and unhappiness that cause frown lines and pull smiling lips into a grimace. If you want to stay young at heart, you must work out how to smile your way through life. If we embrace life, with all its ups and downs, age brings wisdom rather than bitterness. Keep your mind open to new discoveries today. They will make you smile. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 SURELY you have better things to do than read this? Don’t you have a packed agenda? Shouldn’t you be keeping an eye on events as they unfold and advising someone else how to handle a tricky situation? Since Virgoans are known for their pragmatic approach to life, surely horoscopes aren’t part of the picture? Yet you have a more hidden, adventurous, even wild side, to your character, too. Right now, that is the part of you that needs to be encouraged. You can really surprise yourself today! You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 IMAGINE, for a moment, that you have a skeleton key and can unlock and open any door. That’s a psychological key, of course. There’s no such thing in the real world, and you wouldn’t really want one anyway; you have far too much respect for other people’s boundaries for that. And that makes you unique. Your ability to gently break through people’s protective barriers is a testament to your empathy and integrity. Today, your emotional intelligence enables a breakthrough. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 THE more time you spend thinking about a situation, the more confused you feel. Something ridiculous is happening and you’re supposed to act as if nothing’s wrong and simply carry on as usual. Is it time to start waving your battle axe? Should you prepare for the confrontation that lies ahead? Mercury’s encouraging links, which will involve your ruler tomorrow, suggest you can use valuable past experience to find clarity in a confusing situation. Understanding brings empowerment. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS HAVE Nov 23 - Dec 21 you fallen down the rabbit hole? Have you somehow stumbled into Wonderland? There’s no other way of explaining the bizarre scenarios in which you keep finding yourself. A metaphorical talking rabbit and a strange tea party? How are you going to find your way through the bewildering situations you’re currently dealing with? Take a breath. You’ll find a way. The only way to jeopardise your chances of finding a solution is by taking everything too seriously! In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 THE fact that there are eight bars tucked away in the Houses of Parliament is a clear indication that politicians with opposing viewpoints can sometimes get along with each other surprisingly well. Of course, they wait until they’re out of the public eye and the debating chamber before sharing a drink. Does this devalue their arguments? Or demonstrate their appreciation of the fact that there’s a time and place for everything? The confrontation you’re expecting doesn’t need to happen. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 SO, THE universe has given you a unique pot of cosmological glue. But don’t even think about using it on objects or furniture; it’s far too precious. Instead, this glue binds scenarios, emotions, and even friendships. So how can you put your powers to the best use today? What can you do to spread unity, mend broken relationships and make a lasting difference to your world? If you think about how you can inspire and empower those around you, you’ll be inspired, too. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES A SILLY situation Feb 20 - Mar 20 is going to continue unless someone does something reasonable. The problem is that it’s the crazy folk who think they are sane! We need to know ourselves well enough to realise our areas of ignorance before we can consider having wisdom. We need to have developed a thick skin in order to understand sensitivity. Now, as Mercury links encouragingly with your ruling planet, Neptune, you can take another look at the step you believe you need to take. Do you really need to take it? In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5612.