Nursery Rhyme For Our Time

Oh dear, what a jaw-dropper, The Tories and Socialists both came a cropper, While the Lib Dems pulled off a brilliant show-stopper, The best result they’ve ever seen. Now the PM’s fired Gav, she should sack the whole shower, As for old Boris — send him to the Tower, Then do the right thing and relinquish her power, And in doing so wipe the slate clean. Another election would be a good call, To sort out the Brexit mess once and for all, Then Theresa, who’s now got her back to the wall, Could strut off while they play Dancing Queen!