3. Sorry, Wills, you’re not licensed to thrill

WILLIAM experiences life as 007 versus preparations for an imminent royal arrival.

SUSSEX ROYAL: The parents-to-be have made a series of posts highlighting charities they would like people to donate to, in lieu of gifts for the baby; today it’s WellChild, a charity Harry has been patron of since 2007. Meghan is in the photo with him. INSTA-STATS: A respectable 396,000 likes, 4.1 million people are now following the account, and several thousand new followers for each charity.

KENSINGTON ROYAL: A shot of William looking serious, announcing he’s ended a three-week attachment with the security services. INSTA-STATS: Worthy, but dull, the post gets 113,000 likes and the account nudges up to 7.5 million. WINNER: SUSSEX ROYAL