Limerick

That ‘H’ business seemed to ferment. Was it a real copper that’s bent? That last interview Was a right old rum do, And left us in mild discontent.

R. Ben-Nathan, Denham, Bucks.

I love my dog for he is one loyal pet; a finer trait that few human beings have. Cats, however, are born evil — it isn’t just my view... ask any bird!

Tony Crafter, Sevenoaks, Kent.