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THE Sun and Mercury converge today, moments after they enter Mercury’s home sign of Gemini. Together, they allow us to see with greater clarity and positivity. This is a day to be bold in both thought and deed. We talked about not being scared of the dark
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
RATHER than asking ‘what on earth is going on?’ try asking ‘why on earth’ is it happening. If you really want to help, try understanding the issue that lies at the root of the drama. Even though it might not seem to make any sense, there is a logical explanation. You’ll feel much better if you try to make an allowance for what you can’t comprehend. Even just accepting that there is a rhyme and a reason will subtly shift your perception. Then, you’ll be on your way to reclaiming your power. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
AN EXCITING financial opportunity lies on the horizon. Things might not take an immediate turn for the better; I’m not saying it’s going to be easy, but you have the chance to open a door and capitalise on an opportunity. Whether it’s love or money, if it’s within reason, it’s yours for the taking. And if you feel like you’re running into a brick wall? It’s probably because you’re being driven by fear instead of hope. It’s time to put on your rose-tinted glasses. Today, the impossible will seem possible. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
AS THE Sun and Mercury converge, they invite you to look at a situation in which you feel beholden. Is there a commitment you can’t get away from? Have you had to resign yourself to an unsatisfactory position? If so, here comes an escape route. There’s a window of opportunity which, with a little effort, is just about large enough for you to squeeze through. But if you’re happy where you are, you won’t need to make that effort. In which case, stop worrying and start enjoying. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
THERE are so many ridiculous people about. Absolute idiots with huge amounts of swagger and little knowledge to back it up. Oops! Sorry! I’m meant to be giving you a prediction rather than describing what seems to be happening right in front of you! So, here it is: you need to rise above your frustrations and hold back from playing the blame game, regardless of how justified you might be. Then, you’ll have the power to simply float above whatever’s been holding you back and achieve real change. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
YOU are not like most people. Other folk know what they like, and like what they know and do what they do in the situation that they’re in. That’s not the case with you, though. You don’t do ordinary things. You like to do what other people don’t do. You like to celebrate your uniqueness. Why then are you looking at a challenging situation and trying to assess it using a conventional approach? It will be much less of a problem when you stop thinking about what other people think. Then you can do as you feel. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
IMAGINE that you’re at a theme park; on a rollercoaster trundling slowly up the steep slope when suddenly... it breaks down. Now you’re stuck, at the very top. All you want is to get down. Quickly and safely. You have no choice but to wait. Then a giant ladder is raised up to your carriage. They expect you to climb down? Are they completely mad? In order to escape one difficult scenario, it seems that you’re going to have to complete another challenging task. It won’t be easy. But it’s possible. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
MOUNTAINS can’t be moved by faith alone. It takes a lot of effort, and, even then, there’s no guarantee that your own metaphorical mountain will be successfully relocated. Yet, once you start to dig, there’s a good chance you’ll realise your mountain is not as big as you thought it was. Or perhaps someone will arrive to give you a hand. Maybe they’ll have some dynamite so that you can blast your Everest to kingdom come. As you’ll see today, amazing things happen when you put the effort in. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
THE Romans had a saying about the perils of alcohol. ‘In vino veritas’ — in wine lies the truth. Most of us have had experiences that would back up this ancient idiom. We sometimes reveal things that we’d otherwise keep to ourselves when we’re under the influence. Powerful emotions can be equally intoxicating. Great enthusiasm or anger can expose our innermost secrets. As the Sun and Mercury link, a veil is lifted that reveals valuable information. You’ll soon be in a position to act on it. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
WHAT is the difference between the highly marketed version of a product and it’s generic counterpart? They both do much the same thing, to a similar standard. So why are we often tempted into buying the one with the famous name? It’s all to do with our sense of status — a psychological issue advertisers use to their advantage. We make statements about who we believe ourselves to be with our purchases. You have to think about why ‘best’ really is the best. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
THERE’S being unreasonable, and then there’s being REALLY unreasonable. Someone, somewhere in your world, is being the latter. What’s worse is that they’re making out that you’re the problem! As you’re now being asked to defend yourself from nonsensical arguments and slanderous suggestions, it’s fortunate that you’re patient, kind, level-headed and able to rise serenely above it all. Though your abilities are being tested to the limit, take a deep breath. Peace will soon be yours. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
MOST people like the idea of power, forgetting that the greater it is, the more responsibility it brings. And with responsibility comes pressure. Pressure brings a decrease in concentration, which brings distractions, which bring a loss of power. It’s just one of the cycles of life for which we should be grateful. Be glad you’re not omniscient and enjoy the power that you do have. You have fewer responsibilities than you think. You also have less of a problem than you imagine. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
WE HUMANS seem to have an extraordinary talent for getting on each other’s nerves. We take to it like ducks to water — it comes as naturally as breathing. Ironically, we’re often at our most irritating when we’re trying to be sensitive and empathetic. There’s little hope of you changing a strange scenario today. But that’s not to say you should let it bother you. Do everything you can not to be frustrated or frustrating. Be generous, kind, trusting and, most of all, be calm. Things will soon settle down. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: Call 0906 751 5612.