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THERE are many ways to rebel. Storming barricades isn’t mandatory for all revolutionaries. Some people spend their lives in quiet rebellion. They’re polite and work normal jobs, but they disrupt the status quo with their innovative outlook. As Mars and Ur

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IF YOU act as though you’re powerful, people with power will hand some of it to you. It’s not easy to summon that kind of confidence, though, especially when you’re fixated on a mistake. Yet, when we focus so intensely on what went wrong that we fail to consider the broader picture, we make more errors. And there’s every chance that yesterday’s ‘error’ might turn out to be a stroke of genius. Don’t be rash, but as Mars links to Uranus, you can have confidence in what the future holds. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

SURE, it’s important to keep a practical head on your shoulders and always know your limits. It’s just that, today, with Venus nicely settled into your sign, and Mars and Uranus adding some sparkle to your mood, you don’t want to sell yourself too short. There will always be bills to be paid and expectations to be filled. But this doesn’t mean you should overlook your feelings, or lock your dreams away in the back of your mind. It’s time to honour the passion you desire to express. It is sincere. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

SOME people love being scared. They’re happy to spend their time touring terrifying theme parks or watching horror movies. If they need to save the pennies, they’ll stay at home, watching scary shows on TV and dreaming of even more horrifying pastimes. It’s a free world — they can do as they wish. No rule forbids you from going into a state of panic and letting your fears run away with you today. But, with Mars and Uranus creating a buzz of energy, focus instead on what you can do. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WHEN we don’t know how to cope with a big issue, it’s surprising how often we manage to ignore it and focus all our worry on trivial matters. Before we know it, we’re invested in arguments over petty topics that are really of no significance at all. We might find ourselves debating the difference between purple and orange carrots, while entire allotments disappear. There’s a strong possibility that you’re being distracted from making an important choice today. You need to see the bigger picture. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

SOME decisions are too important to decide on the flip of coin — or on the opinions of a baying mob. If that were the case, we could just sack all judges and juries. While our modern world is certainly not perfect, it is, fortunately, more civilised than that. You may have found yourself in the position of having to decide the merits of two or more competing arguments. As Mars and Uranus link, you need to approach this delicate scenario with deep understanding and kindness, even in the face of conflict. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

THE saying ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’ is beautiful in its simplicity. But what happens when the situation is less clear-cut? What if it’s working . . . but only just? Or if it’s breaking . . . but not quite broken? There comes a time when we need to quit while we’re still ahead. Your sense of timing is of the essence now. Since there’s only so far you can go along a certain route, you need to know when to push on and when to pull back. As Mars and Uranus link, they’ll inspire you. You’ll know what to do. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

WE ALL like to know where we stand — unless, of course, the position we’re in is not where we want to be. You could, for example, be standing on a shifting sea of sand where nothing ever takes root. Imagine if that were the reality and that any efforts to gain understanding, or change things were wasted. The energy created by Mars and Uranus gifts you with the insight to know why you don’t need to waste any more of your time seeking an explanation. You’re exactly where you need to be. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

IF THE journey through life takes place in a vehicle, do you have control of the steering? How does it respond to your commands? Does it feel wobbly and veer slightly off course if left to its own devices? Does it sometimes feel as if you’ve broken down and need to be towed and are powerless to alter the speed and direction you’re heading? What’s happening is that you’re being pulled towards a date with your destiny. Rather than having anything to worry about, you can relax and go with the flow. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

MY SON and his mates are going through that ‘look at me’ phase. ‘Look! I’m on top of the climbing frame! Look! I’ve eaten my apple first.’ Some of us don’t grow out of this mentality. Although you don’t seek endless attention, you certainly know what to do to increase your chances of getting it! Your charm and openness mean people naturally notice what you do; and you enjoy making sure there’s something for them to notice! Today, remember that being yourself is good enough. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

ARE car makers and osteopaths in each other’s pockets? If not, surely there would be a better way of getting out of our cars? Hang on a minute! I’m using this as an example of how it’s possible to get carried away with silly conspiracy theories! If we’re not careful, we can apportion blame where none exists. You’re making connections and coming to assumptions that are not based on facts. Observe closely today and you’ll understand why something has turned out the way it has. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

YOU know about Murphy’s Law? It’s the notion that if anything can go wrong, then it will go wrong. Yet, as I like to point out, this means that Murphy’s Law itself can — and does — go wrong. And when it does, anything that could go wrong, doesn’t go wrong. So, as laws go, it’s unreliably reliable! Today, you can treat with disdain any other ‘logical’ reasons that purport to keep you out of trouble. The more safety procedures you employ, the more you’ll complicate an easy path to success. There’s important news about the big changes due in your life. Pick up the phone for a very special message: call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

IN ORDER to guarantee that you’re going to have a good time, you need to know how to cope with a bad one. When we take our cares and worries too seriously, they end up taking up all our time and attention. Before we know it, the definition of ‘a good time’ is the moment that we’re not having a bad one. Surely good times deserve to be more enjoyable than that? As Mars and Uranus link, they bring the energy to banish a fear which has been casting its shadow. The road ahead is bright. You don’t need to worry about the future! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 0906 751 5612.