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Today’spoem

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THANK YOU

Dear You, please read this letter In the spirit it was sent. You know I really love you, But every word is meant. I love everything about you. You just need a tweak or two. If you could make these changes You would be a better you. You look great already, but You’d be perfect to me, If you would just submit to Some cosmetic surgery. And look at what you’re wearing. You know I love your style. But if you let me choose your clothes You’ll improve by a mile. Don’t ever think I’d criticise How you perform in bed. I had the perfect lover, But, hey, I chose you instead. So, as I said, you’re perfect. I would hate it if you changed. But still, you’d be a better man If these tweaks were arranged. With Love x Judith Blatherwic­k, Garvald, East Lothian.

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