Straight to the POINT

IS BEING a princess a job? B. CHANNING, Cardiff.

ANYONE who pays £4 for a bottle of water ‘exposed’ to the moon is a lunatic. ANN LANGFORD, Lower Willingdon, E. Sussex.

SHOP-BOUGHT cake tastes of sugar and sawdust stuck together with wallpaper paste. There is no comparison to a home-cooked cake by the Women’s Institute. R. REID, Birstall, Leics.

CAN we persuade Manchester City to sing at next year’s Eurovision Song Contest? JOE TOOLEY, Nailsea, Somerset.

LIKE Man City, my team won 6-0 in an FA Cup Final at Wembley. That was in 1953 when Pegasus defeated Harwich & Parkeston in the FA Amateur Cup Final. DAVID H. COX, Oxford.

I LOOK forward to the sound of leather on willow, the pleading cries of ‘Howzat!’, the clinking of china cups with a slice of Battenberg — and no whining Lineker! BRIAN BLAKE, Maidstone, Kent.

IF THE new royal learns to play the piano, will he be nicknamed Liber-Archie? JOHN DONOGHUE, London E6.

THE most informative, watchable BBC programme? The Repair Shop — I love it. J. TURNER, Beccles, Suffolk.

STILL Open All Hours has taken up the baton where Last Of The Summer Wine left off in large, domineering women and infantile old men. Miss D. DORRER, Sevenoaks, Kent.

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