Wordy Wise

BRITAIN’S GOAT TALENT — could well be the next winning performer on what has become a freak show. BRITAIN’S GOT TALONT — eagle wins the show by scaring other performers, then does an encore by eating a live rat. BRITAIN’S HOT TALENT — fire-eater fails to win as he literally sets the show alight.

A. Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.