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WHEN I’m writing, I look at what the planets are doing, scribble my key ideas, and work from there. For today, I wrote three words to sum up the astrological climate: have more fun! This time next week, Mercury will have finished its tricky retrograde journey. But this weekend Venus changes signs. All hail Her Majesty! The queen of kindness and creativity takes a regal position in playful, charming Leo. That’s a weekend worth enjoying!

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 WHEN you feel as if you’ve got to the top of the diving board and are anxious about how you’re going to make it into the pool below, you can always walk back down the steps. You have freedom of choice. No one can force you into doing something that you don’t want to do. When we make the decision to continue with something, it should only ever be made because we believe that we’re doing what’s right for us. Your determination to follow your heart will make this weekend a success. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 ALTHOUGH we all come into this world as babbling babies, we don’t all leave in the same way: it’s entirely possible to be a senior person and remain young at heart. How do people manage to do that? They abandon moaning in favour of celebrating how things are. When we remain optimistic and positive, we’re guaranteed to avoid becoming set in our ways. As Venus changes signs this weekend, it’s time to celebrate the child in you. The trials and tribulations of adulthood will melt away. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 ‘SHALL I compare thee to a summer’s day?’ What a delightful question Shakespeare asked in one of his beautiful sonnets. What a genius to have written so many extraordinary plays and poems that have stood the test of time. This weekend, as Venus changes signs, brings reasons to mark your uniqueness. You may not quite have the Bard’s way with words, but your ability to articulate, encouraged by your sense of humour, suggests your company will be much appreciated. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 EVEN an alien looking down on Planet Earth from afar would be able to see how much we love fame and fortune. We create icons of our showbiz greats and our film stars . . . and, these days, even enjoy turning ‘normal’ people into ‘celebrities’. What do we love most about these famous folk? We like to build them up and watch them fall — proving that they’re mere mortals, just like us. You, though, seem to be more aware of your faults than your star quality. This weekend brings your chance to shine. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 JUST one look at social media and gossip magazines is enough to show you most of us don’t bother with a legal system before passing judgment on our fellow humans. We’re so quick to apportion blame that it makes a mockery of the judiciary. Yet maybe, since juries and judges are expensive and subject to human error, too, we should do away with them and leave it to ordinary folk to make such decisions? Oh. I see the issue! This weekend, be bold enough to defend what you think is right. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 PRIORITIES are important this weekend. With Venus changing signs, it’s worth setting aside some time to think about what really matters. What do you consider to be worth putting your time into and what would constitute an unnecessary diversion? It seems you’ve been trying very hard to do what other people think you should be doing, rather than focusing on your own priorities. As Venus changes signs, have more faith in your ability to assess a situation. Trust your instincts rather than anyone else’s. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 FOR some time now, I’ve been thinking about taking some time to talk to you about the mechanisms and mysteries of . . . time! The way to turn things to your advantage is simple. Take some time out. Focus on your most treasured hope. Picture it as a seedling, newly planted in the fertile soil of your consciousness and imagination. It’s young and the harsh frost of negativity could destroy it. But if you believe in your dream and your abilities, you have time to bring it to fruition. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 THERE are some parts of the world where taxi drivers have shrines on the dashboards of their vehicles because the job is so dangerous that prayer is their best option. There are countries, too, where overtaking as you drive over the crest of a hill is common practice. Maybe these drivers have psychic abilities; since they can’t see what’s coming in their direction, they just trust in fate. As Venus changes signs, if you’re going to invoke celestial help this weekend, use your common sense too. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS ARE Nov 23 - Dec 21 you a superhero or a super human? The answer is: you’re both! Although this is true for all of us, you’re a Sagittarian; capable of brilliant things — and ridiculous ones, too! This weekend, as Venus changes signs, it’s time to stop giving yourself a hard time because recent efforts haven’t created the success you’d like. Your luck is changing and energy levels are rising. Go forth with gusto, and you’ll be rewarded with a metaphorical cape to wear with honour. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WHO do you love? And what makes you love them? What about them makes you feel happy just to be in their company? Now, I’m afraid I’m going to ask you to turn your mind to think about someone you dislike. What is it about them that you find so difficult to deal with? What do you find so frustrating? Whatever their faults, the problem lies with them rather than you, doesn’t it? As Venus changes signs this weekend, you have the power to rise above disputes and disagreements, and make peace. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 IF YOU transcribe any off-the-cuff speech, you’d be astounded how ungrammatical it is. It seems miraculous anyone ever understood what was said when it was such a messy jumble of halfsentences, umms, ahhs, erms and asides taken out of context. But we instinctively listen to far more than words. Expressions and body language can be far more important, and convey a purer kind of truth than the words themselves. This weekend, sincerity is the only thing you need. Take full advantage of today’s inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 YOU like to project an easy, go-with-the-flow aura. It’s natural to want other people to think well of you. What about the people who seem to enjoy being deliberately gruff? They may be trying to exude an unlovable air so that no one discovers how vulnerable they are beneath their harsh exterior. As Venus changes signs this weekend, the closer you get to someone, the more able you are to see the gulf between their outgoing attitude and their inner mood. Rather than reacting, just try to understand. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5612.