Straight to the POINT

SHOULD the Liberal Democrats be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act?

CHRISTOPHER HARPER, CARLISLE.

CANCEL Brexit: Liberal Undemocratic Party.

CHRIS VAUGHAN, ADDRESS SUPPLIED.

HOW can you have a ‘disaster kit’ (Mail) that doesn’t contain a Swiss Army knife?

NICK WOOTTON, WALLASEY, WIRRAL.

AN ECO campaigner marries a tree —now that really is barking.

RALPH DONCASTER, BRIDGNORTH, SHROPSHIRE.

AT LEAST the woman who wed a tree won’t forget her roots and has respect for her elders.

P. TURBERVILLE, ASHOVER, DERBYS.

IT’S just as well that habitable planet K2-18b is 110 light years away. If it were any closer, we’d be polluting it as well as the Earth.

CLIVE WHICHELOW, LONDON SW19.

AT THE General Election, there should be the letter ‘R’ for Remain or ‘L’ for Leave next to the names on the ballot sheet.

MICHAEL O’LEARY, BURY, LANCS.

HOUSES of Parliament — only fit to be on the label of a sauce bottle.

RALPH BARTLE, ROTHERHAM, S. YORKS.

I WONDER if John McDonnell has ever won a game of Monopoly.

S. GERRARD, YORK.

RIP-OFF Britain: A five-minute and 11-second stay at Manchester airport short-stay car park cost me £4.50 — that’s more than £50 an hour. At Tampa Airport in Florida, short-stay car parking is free for the first 60 minutes.

STEVE THORPE, WHITWELL, DERBYS.

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