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I HAVE a phone app that ages photos to show how I’ll look in the future. It’s not pretty! This is almost the equivalent of athletes having to take dope tests. Maybe I’ll be struck off and have to hand in my crystal ball! But while the march of time, and its effects on my face, are inevitable, our fates are not similarly set. Monday’s incredible Transit Of Mercury is a chance to address something fundamental . . . and improve long-term plans.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IN TODAY’S Information Age, it seems we can’t go anywhere without being swamped with more and more data. Everywhere we turn, screens are telling us different — and often contradictory — facts, that we feel we probably need to know. This wouldn’t be such an issue if we thought that we knew everything we needed to know already. But no one does! So, isn’t all this . . . stuff . . . just distracting us from far more important issues? This weekend, a delightful discovery is right under your nose! This week contains a rare Transit of Mercury. For your light-shedding, worry-quashing forecast, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

YOU’RE dealing with several irritating situations that appear to be completely unrelated to one another. It would be easier to cope if you could find some kind of link to tie them together. This weekend, you get to take a closer look at the potential underlying cause. A scenario from your past is having more influence than it deserves, and it’s affecting your ability to discern your own feelings. Dealing with it will be easier than you think — and it will liberate you to diffuse those other difficult situations.

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GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WHEN we’re zooming along in the car, we don’t notice the lay-bys until we need somewhere to stop. Until that moment, they hardly register on our mind. Similarly, when we admire a fast car, we think about its ability to accelerate rather than to stop. As your ruler, Mercury, moves towards its transit of the Sun next week, there are checks and balances to perform. Any moments of frustration will be temporary. You’ll soon be back up to speed and heading in the right direction.

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CANCER June 23 - July 23

JUST as things in your life could be worse, they could also be better. So, would it be fair to say that although the fates aren’t exactly conspiring against you, they’re not particularly working in your favour? Hmmm, since that doesn’t seem to offer much comfort, let’s focus on the one issue that’s losing you the most sleep. Is it as bad as it seems, or is it the fear of what could go wrong that’s most unsettling? The cosmic message is clear. This weekend will go much better than you think. The rare Transit of Mercury brings positive change! There’s great news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

WE CAN’T seem to help taking things for granted. Sometimes, it takes a trip to distant climes before we appreciate what’s on our doorstep. So if it takes the psychological equivalent of a journey around the world before you can celebrate what you already have, does that make the journey a waste of time? No way! We’re always faced with options that need exploring or ruling out. Even if it feels as if you’re back to where you started, this weekend will show you that you’re in a much better place. Be ready for a special week as The Transit of Mercury brings potential transformation. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 WE SHOULD all know as much as possible about the art of ‘cosmic ordering’ and manifesting what we need into our lives. Like the ‘law of attraction’, there are all sorts of mysterious ways in which the cosmos conspires to help us. The less-fashionable word for this is ‘prayer’. It doesn’t matter who or what you make your requests to this weekend. As your ruler prepares to transit the face of the Sun, if you wholeheartedly ask for the help and support you require, you’ll receive what you need. This week holds powerful potential as your ruler crosses the face of the Sun. Make it really special. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

WE ALL know what the phrase ‘a watched pot never boils’ means, even though we know it’s untrue. It’s just that when we focus our attention on it, it seems to boil more slowly. On the other hand, we do know that if we open the oven door to see how the Yorkshire pudding or the souffle is doing, it won’t puff up as much as we’d like. That kind of checking is clearly counterproductive. This weekend, don’t turn a blind eye to something that needs your attention. But a swift glance will be enough to reassure you. The Transit of Mercury brings powerful positive energy and hope! There’s great news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

JIGSAWS are much easier to complete if there’s a picture to refer to. It also helps to have all the pieces! Yet, the puzzle of life often seems to be a collection of pieces from different puzzles — and, no matter how hard we try, it’s impossible to produce the perfect picture. You’ve been trying to construct something without the necessary materials in place. You’ve had to cross your fingers and hope for the best. This weekend, with more assistance on hand, the final product will begin to take shape.

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SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

OFTEN, the writers of science fiction talk about parallel universes; where everything is exactly the same as here, except for one small but crucial difference. Your parallel universe is one in which events turned out slightly differently because you chose a subtly different route to the one you’re walking along. You almost wish you were in a slightly altered reality. Yet, were you to find yourself in that world, you’d prefer the one you’re in. This weekend reveals what’s to like about where you are. How will the Transit of Mercury transform your life? There’s inspiring news when you call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

WHEN we’re reluctant to make a decision, we procrastinate. We do this . . . then that . . . and put ourselves at the mercy of the fates. Then we blame our inability to make progress on the forces that have ‘thwarted our efforts’. It wasn’t our fault that it didn’t get done, it was everything else. No such get-out-of-jail-free card is available this weekend. If you want something, you’re going to have to fight for it. Even if you persevere without achieving the success you’d like, it’s good to try. Wonderful opportunities arise as the Transit of Mercury energises your life. For great news call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

HUMAN beings like being helpful. We enjoy being kind and polite. Even people who secretly like the idea of being gangster-like characters, who wear dark glasses on the cloudiest of days and would never dream of getting on a bus, can’t help themselves being nice from time to time. This weekend, since you know that you’re good at heart, you’re the perfect person to support someone who appears to be a bit bad. The cosmic message is clear. If you use your integrity, you can work a miracle. Let the Transit of Mercury guide you to the future you’re yearning for. Bring happiness into your life. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

IF YOU plant a pear tree, one day you’ll harvest pears. Even though you won’t have enough for a crumble this year, if you nurture it carefully, you’ll eventually reap the rewards. Imagine, now, that you’re you’re walking through an orchard and criticising the fruit that’s growing. You can’t see any reason to get excited about this year’s crop. If you want your future to be different to your past, the change needs to begin right now. Think about what you really desire, make a plan and stick to it.

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