Straight to the POINT

÷ I DON’T care if milk is put in before or after the tea (Mail) — as long as it’s in a china cup and served with a chocolate digestive!

JEAN COOPER, Bletchley, Bucks. ÷ GIVE Harvey Weinstein an Oscar for his appearance in court.

C. D. FIELD, Middlesbrough. ÷ WITH a majority of 80, Boris is able to say ‘No’ to the DUP, the party that can’t say ‘Yes’.

TERRY LANE, York. ÷ IF THIS is the People’s Parliament, Boris must do away with the Dissolution Honours List.

L. RICHARDS, Bristol. ÷ THERE should be two questions on the census form (Mail). Sex at birth: male or female? And: Has this changed?

CHRIS MALE, Northampton. ÷ THE canny Scots should wait a couple of years to see how things work after leaving the EU. If it goes well, stick with the UK; if not, seek another referendum. It’s an each-way bet!

WILLIAM GLOVER, St Helens, Merseyside. ÷ JEREMY CORBYN’S response to Labour’s humiliation — that he won the argument — is equivalent to a doctor saying: ‘The op was a great success. Unfortunately, the patient died.’

TONY SMITH, Bristol. ÷ EAT squirrels (Letters)? Be careful, they may contain nuts.

RON CROWE, Hornchurch, Essex. ÷ AFTER Gary Lineker’s slip-up, we need an independent audit of the votes for the Sports Personality of the Year.

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