Straight to the POINT

■ MAIL cartoonist Paul Thomas sums up in one sentence all the pages of reports worldwide: ‘Harry, do you want a moment alone with Meghan so you can ask her what you think?’

JACQUELINE RYDER, Bridgwater, Somerset.

■ THE Queen may accept Harry’s decision, but I’d like to know Prince Philip’s thoughts.

C. VAUGHAN, Southampton.

■ IF THE royals advertised for a couple to take up residence in Frogmore Cottage, where they could live in luxury in exchange for light duties, they’d be swamped with applicants.

SIMON R. GLADDISH, Swansea.

■ I REALLY don’t care where Meghan and Harry live — as long as it’s not with me.

ROS ELLIS, Ilford, Essex.

■ SIX weeks to Pancake Day (Letters)? It’s 50 weeks to Christmas and the supermarket shelves are full of dried fruit and roll-out icing.

ROSALIND HARRISON, Battle, E. Sussex.

■ WHY is Radio 2 obsessed with phone-in quizzes when the listeners tune in for music?

ALAN HARDMAN, Bury, Lancs.

■ IF MY husband holds open a door for anyone over 40, he’s thanked for this courtesy. But some young women have called him a chauvinist.

Mrs M. G. TOGHILL, Westonzoyland, Somerset.

■ BET365 boss Denise Coates’s palatial estate is in Cheshire, not Staffordshire (Mail).

Dr B. E. PRICE, Alsager, Cheshire.

■ GRANT the FA Cup winners entry to the Champions League, not the team finishing fourth in the Premier League.

J. H. PEARCE, Warwick.

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