Out of the mouths of babes

our six-and-a-half-year-old grandson Jack was setting off for school on Valentine’s Day with a card for his girlfriend. When asked if he had a present for her, he looked disappointed and said: ‘no.’

Wondering if we might have something he could give her as a gift, we asked him what she would like. ‘A bottle of wine,’ came the quick response. Phil Allen, South Anston, S. Yorks.