DON’T BE SUCH SNOBS! I LOVE A PRIMARK HAUL

Lengthy queues formed outside the nation’s Primark stores long before they threw open their doors on Monday. Unlike others, I’m not one to sneer. Primark is a godsend. Last Christmas, I stocked up on toys, pyjamas and slippers similar to Uggs, but at a fraction of the price. Fashionistas call it Primarni — and I’m not too snobby to say that if I hadn’t been on air, I’d happily have joined a Primark queue.