Would you rather quarantine in a Bake Off B&B or a Strictly suite?
THE modest three hours a day I spend with my colleagues is about right — I certainly couldn’t imagine going into quarantine with them.
Picture it: Piers Morgan starting arguments all the time, while Dr Hilary Jones gets fed up with us consulting him on every minor sniffle.
So we should spare a thought for Strictly’s tireless professional dancers, who will live together in a quarantine hotel in order to film their spectacular routines safely. The stars of Bake Off will have to do the same to protect 80-year-old Prue Leith, who is technically classed as vulnerable ( pictured with fellow judge Paul Hollywood) — though that’s a word I would never dare use to describe her. It will be a real plunge into the deep end for new presenter Matt Lucas. At least they’ll all get to feast on treats knocked up by Prue and Paul.