Westminster wars...

Health Secretary Matt hancock has taken the rap for the Government’s disastrous handling of Covid-19, and rightly so. But can he really be culpable for all that’s gone wrong? Surely the man responsible for the bright idea to make people travel over 100 miles for a coronavirus test must be Dominic Cummings.

HAD they consulted him, Barry Humphries could have warned the Government that appointing a former Aussie PM as trade adviser — one famous for boozing, bigotry and budgie smugglers and who models himself on Sir Les Patterson — is bound to end in tears.

BORIS fans are wondering: what is the PM shedding faster, his paunch or his barnet? The cruel back shot in PMQs reveals a comb- over worthy of Arthur Scargill, although Bozzie combs up from the back of his head. Is he taking hairdressing tips from that other baldie denier, Donald Trump?