Oh, do scrum off it, Harry

PRInCe hARRY, as patron of the Rugby Football League, Zooms his support from his LA mansion to say he is ‘ unbelievably fortunate to have a little outdoor space’ — 5.4 acres to be precise — to teach son Archie the joys of the game.

Crikey, the kid’s 16 months old: that’s some ‘space’.

Archie is, thankfully, too young to hear his sappy dad’s final words: ‘Our little man is our number one priority. Our work is our second . . . to make the world a better place.’

england’s new Zealand rugby foes will be cracking up in their hakas, with uncontrolled laughter.