BASHIR’S OUTRAGEOUS SLUR TO SPENCER ABOUT ROYAL NANNY’S ‘OUTDOOR PURSUITS’
There is about to be a concerted fightback by Miss Legge-Bourke. Rumours have been circulating about recurring intimacy between her and a particular individual. One aide witnessed outdoor pursuits of a different kind. She is keen to divert much attention. Hence a decision was taken last night to authorise a friend who will say the following:
Her weight loss is not due to her feelings for a particular individual, and his desire for a waif-like figure, but a gluten intolerance which means she cannot eat wheat or any bread substance.
She has been repeatedly bombarded by nuisance messages on her radio pager. There will be a strong implication that these are coming from a disgruntled source. There can be only one obvious culprit… Following Sunday’s successful pre-empting of the visit to [word not entirely clear] this appears to be stage two of the latest strategy. I think you should inform your sister ASAP. If you wish to discuss further [I’m] at home... from about 8.00pm tonight. With all good wishes,