Straight to the POINT

■ HOLIDAYS not permitted in lockdown. How will Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie cope?

RALPH DONCASTER, Bridgnorth, shropshire.

■ I SHALL now act with integrity. Just like the Prime Minister said Dominic Cummings did.

Gill thompson, south shields, tyne & Wear.

■ BORIS said on Saturday the lockdown will end on December 2. Gove said on Sunday: ‘Oh, no it won’t.’ What a pantomime!

TERRY coates, Birmingham.

■ SEVERAL dinghies of refugees have reportedly landed on Porthcawl beach. They are being returned immediately to England.

COLIN DRURY, Dinas Powys, Vale of Glamorgan.

■ MARX Brothers recast for 2020: Matt Hancock as Groucho, Chris Whitty as Chico and Dido Harding as Harpo — has anyone heard her talking about the failed test-and-trace scheme?

COLIN GRIMMER, Lowestoft, Suffolk.

■ AFTER trying on her shoes, I wonder if Meghan will let Harry borrow her trousers.

C. GOODALL, portsmouth, hants.

■ A 2½-ACRE site is needed to re-charge 24 cars in 30 minutes. How many acres will we need to charge all the proposed electric cars?

B. GADSBY, TRURO, Cornwall.

■ WHO sold the quaint cottages to the city millionaires invading the countryside and pricing out the locals (Letters)?

CHRIS MORGAN, Whittlesey, Cambs.

■ I AM still picking ripe raspberries and figs, my apple tree is in blossom and the roses are in full bloom. What has happened to nature?

AL MENZIES, Felpham, W. Sussex.

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