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WITH the furore generated by the U.S. election, it’s time to focus on what unites us. And let’s face it, we all love sandwiches. Given that yesterday was National Sandwich Day in the U.S., this could be what brings us together! And, if that’s not enough, the fact that Mercury’s no longer retrograde will help. By clearing up confusion and calmly communicating, previously unimaginable agreements are possible.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 I’M DELIGHTED you’re here to read your prediction today. Having written forecasts for a good few years, I can tell when someone’s got something extra special about them. Of course, people born under the sign of Aries are all special; but some are exceptional. Yet you know that already . . . don’t you? Maybe you think these words are for someone else and that you’re here under false pretences? Having more faith in your innate abilities will take you where you deserve to be today. Welcome to November! Your powerful prediction for the month is ready. For inspiring insight, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WOULD you mind ticking the box below to indicate you’ve read and understood the terms and conditions before you continue? How many times have you been asked to do that recently? And do you ever actually read the small print? No, me neither! Of course, that’s how they get you. Sometimes, it seems that the more technologised our world becomes, the more room there is for scammers and fraudsters. You don’t need to waste time on silly details today . . . but don’t compromise your integrity. Your in-depth November forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 JUST as cars need accelerators and brakes, we need hopes and fears. It’s important, when driving along the metaphorical road that leads to success, to recognise the need for both — while remembering never to use both at the same time! Now your ruler is heading forwards once again, you face a decision; will you allow the sense of growing excitement to fuel you onward, or will you let your anxieties slow you down in anticipation of a problem? You need to make a choice today. There’s so much to tell you about November, and you’re going to like it! Do yourself a favour, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 I’VE NEVER liked the phrase ‘pet hate’. While I see the point people are trying to make, the mentality behind it seems somewhat misguided. After all, a pet is something we care for over a significant period of time. Why would we ever want to nurture something we don’t like? Maybe the cute and ironic terminology allows us to indulge in types of behaviour that others would regard as unacceptable. Today, the cosmos encourages you to dedicate yourself to something that is genuinely cute and cuddly. Make your dreams come true in November! Call your four-minute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 ‘HOME, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skies are not cloudy all day.’ Even though there are few people who live their lives surrounded by such creatures, these lyrics, from an old song, embody a feeling we all recognise. We all want to be somewhere we feel secure and safe. Despite the current difficulties you’re dealing with, an unfolding situation is taking you a step closer to a place where you feel at ease. It’s November! For uplifting news on how the month holds exciting opportunities for you, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 EXACTLY four Wednesdays from now, what will you be having for dinner? What do you mean, you don’t know? That’s rather risky, isn’t it? Talk about leaving things to chance! But these days, aren’t most of us so caught up in the uncertainty of daily life that we find it almost impossible to think about what we may require in the future? Have faith in your ability to handle whatever today brings. Your reactions are fast and your knowledge is accurate. You can begin to set your sights further afield. To hear valuable information about the changes you can implement in November, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 WE ALL appreciate being shown gestures of support, even if they don’t translate into hands-on assistance. We want to feel as though we’re being looked after. And sometimes, just knowing someone cares about what we’re trying to achieve can encourage and motivate us to push through barriers and find solutions. Although today you might be asked to put your weight behind a cause that feels helpless, it could well turn out to be a constructive move that leads to valuable progress. November is due to be amazing! For four minutes of news that could change your life, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 MANY of the situations we find ourselves in are a bit like flavours. Some are so intense that a little goes a long way — just a drop or a pinch too much, and they become overpowering. Others, in contrast, are milder, more subdued affairs. They take time to build and appreciate. In an ideal world we’d achieve a balance between the two. If something is getting on top of you, try to separate it from the calmer aspects of your life. Now that Mercury’s moving forwards, you can rebalance and find a new equilibrium. For encouraging news about what November holds for you, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS WHAT Nov 23 - Dec 21

is the point in going the long way round when a shortcut looks to lead to your destination? Suppose the shortcut involves a steep and wiggly incline that slows you down to a snail’s pace while the longer route is flat? You might decide that it’s wiser to take the first option. Today, rather than waste precious time and energy on an experimental process, it might be worth sticking with what’s been tried and tested. The time to be adventurous is not far away. November is full of potential. For news that will help make the most of your cosmic opportunities, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN WE ARE Dec 22 - Jan 20

all so fascinated by Sherlock Holmes because he sees straight through the obvious. What’s more, he does it in a way that makes it . . . well . . . obvious! In order to achieve such a level of perspicacity, we just need to tap into our creative, inquiring minds. There’s an issue (or a person) you’re keen to discover more about. You’re looking for answers. As Mercury moves forwards, your creativity and intellect receive the boost you need to make an important discovery. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, there’s excellent news in your November prediction. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 HAVE you ever whiled away the hours playing Tetris? It’s that electronic game where an array of geometric shapes floats down the screen and you must place them in the best position. The more successful you are, the faster they fall and the harder it becomes. The game was popular because it emulated a pattern we recognise; as soon as we’ve solved one problem, another one looms. They never seem to stop. You have the focus and ability to be able to achieve a satisfying result today. November’s cosmic climate inspires positive change. Make this a month to remember. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES HOW many Feb 20 - Mar 20

times have you been caught out by one of those ‘Absolutely-Everything-Must-Go’, 75 per cent off sales? Normally, if you’re tempted by the hype, it turns out the goods being sold are of poor quality and aren’t worth the asking price. Even these days, items of high quality tend (more or less) to hold their price. And, generally, we manage to find ways to pay for the things that we really want. Today, don’t be tempted to undervalue yourself and sell yourself short. Your experience is worth a lot. A new month! An exciting astrological picture. A forecast that could transform your life! Call 0906 751 5612.