ARROGANT COVIDIOTS ARE RUBBING OUR NOSES IN IT
Players’ rule-breaking madness must stop or football faces ruinous shutdown
It must be very easy being a Covid safety officer. Don’t have to patrol, don’t have to investigate, don’t have to follow tips, make raids, keep ’em peeled or have so much as an ear to the ground. Just sign up to Instagram.
It’s all on there. the parties, the raves, the transgressions, major and minor. If the rulebreaking wasn’t infuriating enough, what must a club, or a coach, make of the sheer idiocy of posting pictures and placing illegal events in the public domain?
Everyone involved must have known what they were doing was wrong. there is not a club in the country who are not reminding their players, daily, of their responsibilities, as Pep Guardiola insisted was the case at Manchester City.
Yet they couldn’t resist. Couldn’t wait to share their illicit New Year’s Eve gathering, or Christmas jamboree, with the world. the egos are astonishing.
And if this is an example of decision-making on the outside, why would it be any different in professional surroundings?
the mystery of some of Benjamin Mendy’s defensive performances for Manchester City is suddenly solved.
Mendy’s New Year’s Eve gathering is a particular favourite, but there were plenty of others. the secret session in Chingford, Essex, for instance, that helpfully had a Secret Sessions installation in neon, just for those who didn’t realise quite how secret this session was.
For those still not getting the message there were a few secret fire-eaters doing their secret stuff near the secret entrance, in a way that was not at all likely to draw attention in a residential tier 4 area.
Meanwhile, in Cheshire, Mendy was having his usual low-key soiree, including a giant firework display at midnight, lasting around 10 minutes. Guests were still leaving at 6am and some women were pictured carrying gold balloons, identical to the ones that can be seen in the Instagram narrative of the occasion.
Mendy must surely be aware of the rules, given that he was condemned for breaking them with a previous ‘do’ in October.
Live and don’t learn would appear to be the party’s theme, and anyone who has seen him defend would surely concur.
One local in the village of Mottram St Andrew, where Mendy lives, summed it up. ‘He is an idiot for breaking the rules so blatantly,’ said the neighbour. Note that ‘blatantly’.
Covid is a crisis of isolation, separation and loneliness. Many people understand the toll can be mental as well as physical.
Even the police said they would not be knocking on doors during the holiday period, demanding to see the papers of those sitting around the table.
So we are familiar with tiny blurred lines. Dame Joan Bakewell admitted bending the rules just a little last year and many related to that. We all know the figures around suicide, and self-harm, at Christmas and New Year.
It is not in humanity’s nature to turn away an elderly relative, a son or daughter. A great many are living like hermits right now. And footballers are often in foreign countries, away from networks of friends and families.
Just don’t rub people’s noses in it. Don’t have a bash, don’t have a bang, don’t go out out. Mendy was on Instagram on Boxing Day, too, asking a modelling agent to fly girls up to him from London.
this is when the capital was in tier 4 and on the same day two of his team-mates, Gabriel Jesus and Kyle Walker, had tested positive. Manchester City’s match with Everton would later be called off.
the intended breach, the hazard involved, was obvious. Nobody can argue that importing models might not have consequences. Nobody can reason that a person prepared to take that risk might not have taken similar risks before.
Face it — this was not going to be a Covid- secure party. Fortunately, on this occasion, it does not appear to have happened. Certainly, the modelling agent denies supplying party guests.
As for Jose Mourinho, it is fair to say this could be his last year playing Secret Santa.
Hearing his defender Sergio Reguilon would be spending Christmas alone, he bought a suckling pig so Reguilon could prepare and enjoy cochinillo asado, the magnificent roast considered a delicacy in Portugal and Spain. Reguilon accepted the gift, then went to a jolly-up anyway. One that involved his team-mates Giovani Lo Celso and Erik Lamela and West Ham’s Manuel Lanzini, plus their families, in what a photograph reveals to be a gathering of at least 18.
And again — why so grand? Had a team- mate taken pity on Reguilon, alone in a foreign country, and invited him to his table — socially-distanced, clean and wellventilated in a large, family house — well, it would still have been against the rules, but there would be some understanding.
Eighteen is different. Eighteen is a kiss-off to all those working hard to keep football secure and viable, to all those doing their best in difficult circumstances, who deny and endure and who fondly imagine communal accord and empathy. Football continues, in part, because society lets it.
Football operates by different rules because it is seen to be setting an example about best practice and responsible behaviour. And there has been the odd exception, as there have been in all walks of life, but people accept individual transgressions.
Yet the moment football is more widely perceived as arrogant, as somehow above the law, that relationship changes.
that is why it is vital the game gets the message now.
If football shuts down again it faces ruin. that is what is at stake here.
Blow this, and the game is going to be out a lot more than one suckling pig.