Cutting it fine...
BOLLYWOOD star Priyanka Chopra escaped a hefty fine for breaking lockdown rules after going to a chic London salon to have her long hair coloured. When two police officers arrived, she provided documents proving it was essential work for a job filming her new movie.
Poor thing was interrupted after just half an hour. As any woman knows, a proper colour, wash and blow-dry takes at least half a day.
NICOLE KIDMAN, 53, says the venerated shakespearean actress and Bond star Judi dench is her heroine — at 86 she takes on deep and meaningful roles and follows them with movies in which she has ‘some larks’.
Take a deep breath Nic. Meaningful roles involve an untold range of expressions — but in your last serious TV role, The Undoing, your face had less nuance and fewer creases than your designer coats.
HEIRESS Tamara Ecclestone is so nervous after the £25 million burglary of cash and jewellery from her 58-room West London mansion she is too terrified to leave her home. While having the utmost sympathy, surely her husband, security team and those 50 staff should offer some solace at a time when none of us should be going out anyway.
AFTER a competition by Manchester City Council, one of their salt-spreading lorries was named Gritter Thunberg in honour of the global-warming campaigner. It has spent the week gritting icy roads as temperatures dropped to -12c in Britain. Well, Mancunians are famous for their mischievous sense of humour.