CURFEW OAP DRIVERS? SURELY AN APRIL FOOL!

‘DRIVERS over 70 could face night curfew’ — if I had read this headline this morning I would have thought that it must be an April Fool.

Come off it! I dutifully renewed my licence as required at 70.

The new one was issued with no problems and will last till 2023 when I’ll have to apply again. I will, of course, quit driving if I develop a condition which makes me unsafe.

But I have no doubt I’m a far better driver than the average teenager newly let loose on the road.

As theatres and restaurants look set to reopen, do not deny me my car or I shall revolt!