SO CAN YOU SPOT WHAT’S ODD ABOUT THIS BUFFET?
It might look tempting, but ALL this food is more than 12 months old. And because it’s ultra-processed, none of it’s rotten. Now the nutritionist behind this chilling picture wants YOU to know some unpalatable truths...
PILeD high with pizza, b ulging w ith b urgers a nd f it to burst with dough nuts ,sweet sand crisps, it sounds like a fast-food fantasy. Yet the cupboard in Leyla Kandemir’s kitchen is anything but appetising.
For every single item in her collection — fondly dub bed ‘ Mum’s Museum’ by her two children and husband Murat — is at least 12 m onths old.
Comprising burgers and chips from McDonald’s, Greggs sausage rolls, Domino’s pizza, and pastries, bread and buns from her local Tesco, some of these ‘Frankenfoods’ date back to April 2019 and are part of a groundbreaking experiment.
Not only do they look like they have failed to decay, despite being stored in a simple kitchen cupboard, they all appear almost identical to the day she bought them.
Leyla, 5 3, a psycho therapist and nutritionist from Colchester, essex, uses her c ollection to show clients the dangers of eating ultra- processed foods pumped full of so much salt, sugar, chemicals and p reservatives that they never go off.
Last week her work went viral after her daughter elif, 21, uploaded a video of the cupboard to social media platform TikTok,w here it has now been viewed more than four million times.
‘My family thought I was mad, keeping all thisstuff,’saysLeyla.‘Initially,thekidswere disgusted by it, and my friends were quite shocked. even I’ve been astonished by how long it’s all lasted.’
Most ultra-processed foodstuffs are p reserved by very high levels of sugar and salt, as well as cooking processes that involve e xtracting w ater, w hich m akes t hem less prone to rot.
Some food in Leyla’s cupboard — such as biscuits, whose main component is glucose fructose syrup — also have preservativeingredients designed to extend their shelf life, some of which can have ill effects on our health, causing upset stomachs, irritating t he e yes, a nd a ggravating sensitive skin.
Leyla re-trained as a consultant for the weight-loss industry after leaving teaching in 2012.
‘I was bulimic in my late 20s and early 30s, so diet and portion c ontrol has always interested me,’ she says. ‘As my work went on, I noticed a connection between over-eating, emotional eating and psychological problems.’
She enrolled in a psychotherapy degree at the Open University in 2016, followed by a series of q ualifications in nutrition. ‘We’re T urkish s o w et end t o h ave a healthy, Mediterranean diet,’ Leyla s ays. ‘ We n ever h ave b iscuits in t he h ouse a nd m y c hildren d on’t eat cereal. But we indulge in pizza or a takeaway from time to time.’
Her unorthodox experiment started in April 2019 when she was cleaning her son’sbedroom and found t he r emnants o f a three-day-old pizza under his bed. ‘I couldn’t believe it hadn’t gone off over the weekend, so I decided to keep a few slices and see what would h appen,’ s he s ays. ‘ A m onth l ater, i t still looked exactly the same. N othing h ad g one m ouldy, not even the cheese o r meats on top.’
In August that year, Leyla expanded her experiment, stocking u p o n a s m any t akeaway m eals as she could carry.
She emptied a floor-to-ceiling cupboard in the kitchen, fitted it with sliding Tupperware drawers and filled them with the cooked burgers, chips and chicken n uggets. Before storing each item away, she unwrapped it and let it cool to room temperature.
Two years a nd f our m onths l ater, the original pizza slices are still there, apparently unchanged.
This time last year, as she learned more a bout p rocessed s upermarket foods, Leyla added a stash of breads, pastries, doughnuts, crisps, biscuits and sweets. Twelve months on, not one shows any sign of decay. The foods are taken out and decanted on to plates once or twice a week to show Leyla’s clients, before being carefully put away in their allocated drawers. Astonishingly, the cupboard — in the family kitchen — doesn’t s mell.
Almost everything Leyla has c ollected has remained intact, with the exception of some c ustard-filled doughnuts, a loaf of organic bread and KFC chicken pieces, all of which did rot after a couple of days.
Her plan is to keep the rest ‘for ever’. ‘I want to go into schools and educate children about the dangers of processed meals likethese,’ she says. ‘It’s not real food.
And yet for a big chunk of the B ritish population, it makes up 80 p er cent of their diet.’
experts are increasinglyc onvinced that ultra-processed
foods like these can be linked to food addiction, hormonal shifts
and fundamental changes to the make-up of our brains.
Dr P rimrose F reestone, a ssociate professor in clinical microbiology at Leicester University, is not s urprised by the ‘natural mummification’ of Leyla’s food.
‘The h igh s alt a nd s ugar c ontent, fat levels and low water levels all act as preservatives,’ she says. ‘Plus the plastic boxes would
airborne exclude b fungi oth a ir and a nd bacteria. d ecomposing
‘Just because there is no green mould does not mean that microbial decomposition, combined with chemical changes, is not occurring — o r t hat t he f ood i s s afe
to eat. Invisible levels of bacteria can make you very sick.’
Professor Gunter Kuhnle, of Reading University, agrees.
‘They’re probably stale and possibly r ancid. I t’s m ore d ifficult t o s ay whether they’re safe to consume. Some might be but, personally, I wouldn’t try.’
The Mail conducted a series of experiments on Leyla’s food. The results are guaranteed to put you off your lunch . . .
DOMINO’S MEAT FEAST PIZZA 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHS OLD
LOOKS: Remarkably edible. Dried out but still looks like a slice happily of pizza tuck you’d into after a night out. SMELLS: Stale but meaty. Bacon has a salty whiff but sausage pieces smell acidic and rancid.
FEELS: The crust is rock-solid,
while the toppings are squidgy. BACTERIA COUNT: I tested all the each foods by in placing test tubes a small containing sample of chemicals that react to the p resence of e.coli bacteria by changing c olour. T his s howed t hat the p izza h ad a l ow c ount ( 0.5 C FU)
of e.coli, which in greater quantities can cause severe abdominal cramps, vomiting and diarrhoea. MANUFACTURER SAYS: Domino’s did not respond to requests for c omment. VERDICT: As the oldest item in
Leyla’s collection, this is a definite no-no. Overall it’s very off-putting.
BURGER KING CHICKEN FRIES 2 YEARS OLD
LOOKS: While the coating is golden brown, the chicken inside has turned grey and shrivelled to a fraction of its former size. SMELLS: Spicy and salty, like it’s been drenched in artificial
seasoning. FEELS: So solid I almost break the knife when trying to cut some off. BACTERIA COUNT: High (1.5 CFU). This showed the highest bacteria
count of the lot, with plenty of E.coli lurking — a clear indicator that they have gone off. MANUFACTURER SAYS: Burger King did not respond to requests for comment.
VERDICT: Distinctly unappealing — and potentially toxic. There wasn’t
much chicken in these stringy ‘fries’ to begin with, but all semblance of meat has gone after
two years of mummification.
McDONALD’S CHIPS 2 YEARS OLD
LOOKS: They’ve held their shape and colour but look deflated, as if the potato has started to disintegrate.
SMELLS: Stale, greasy and unappetising. FEELS: Incredibly oily. Leyla says she regularly has to decant the fat
that continues to seep from the chips, and my fingers are coated in
oil when I pick up a handful. BACTERIA COUNT: Medium (1 CFU). There’s no meat or dairy, so I wouldn’t expect bacteria to fester on these chips, but there’s still a
significant amount. MANUFACTURER SAYS: In its only comment on the subject to date, McDonald’s says: ‘In the right environment, our burgers, like most other foods, could decompose.
‘But, in order to decompose, you need certain conditions — specifically moisture. Without sufficient moisture, bacteria and mould may not grow and therefore
decomposition is unlikely.’ VERDICT: They might not make me sick, but these chips — high in fat, salt and sugar — are a prime example of why fast foods don’t
decay. Yuck!
TESCO ICED RING DOUGHNUT 1 YEAR OLD
LOOKS: The icing and sprinkles have gone soggy and are melting into one another, but kept their luminous
colour. The doughnut underneath looks fresh. SMELLS: Nauseatingly sweet. But it probably smelled very similar when it was purchased. FEELS: The dough is hard and crumbly, while the glaze on top is tacky. BACTERIA COUNT: Low-medium (0.75CFU). The sample shows a small presence of E.coli bacteria on the year-old doughnut. MANUFACTURER SAYS: Tesco declined to comment but does not recommend customers consume products that have passed their ‘use by’ date for safety reasons. VERDICT: As it’s sweet rather than
savoury, this isn’t as stomachchurning as some of the other foodstuffs, and I don’t think eating it would make me ill.
McDONALD’S QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE
2 YEARS OLD
LOOKS: While the bun looks stale, the burger inside looks freshly cooked. Even the cheese appears waxy, as if it’s just been melted. SMELLS: Weirdly, it’s completely odourless. FEELS: Solid and cardboardy. Burger is flaky rather than moist. BACTERIA COUNT: Medium (1 CFU). Not as high as I’d feared, given the presence of meat. It seems to have dried out over two years, rather than rotting — although I still
wouldn’t brave a bite. MANUFACTURER SAYS: As previous McDonald’s comment. VERDICT: The oldest McDonald’s burger still in existence is said to date from 1999, so this is no
surprise. Still, the lack of decay is startling — and the bacteria count makes me feel quite sick.
WALKERS MAX FLAME GRILLED STEAK CRISPS 1 YEAR OLD
LOOKS: Like they’ve
just been tipped out of a sealed packet. They’ve kept their ridges and the coating — salt and orange seasoning —
is still visible. SMELLS: There’s a faint whiff of something meaty.
FEELS: They have lost their crunch and are instead slimy with grease. BACTERIA COUNT: Low (0.5CFU). The sample showed only a small amount of bacteria on the crisps. MANUFACTURER SAYS: ‘All Walkers potato crisps are preservativefree . . . The frying process makes our crisps very low in moisture, which means they are unlikely to decompose.
‘However, if left in an unsealed container for a long period of time, the crisps would become soft and stale, which would make them very unpleasant to eat.’ VERDICT: These have lost all their crispiness and become soggy potato slices, overly-seasoned. Saying that, one or two probably
wouldn’t do me any harm.
GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLL 1 YEAR OLD
LOOKS: Freshly baked. The pastry is crisp and golden and flakes off in my fingers. SMELLS: The pastry has no aroma but the sausage inside — now shrivelled to half its size — smells unpleasantly sweet and malty. FEELS: Solid all the way through. It’s heavy, too. BACTERIA COUNT: Medium (1 CFU). The thick pastry coating seems to have stopped the meat from decaying too much, but it’s still not going
anywhere near my plate. MANUFACTURER SAYS: Greggs declined to comment. VERDICT: I’m a sucker for a sausage roll but this will make me think twice.
McVITIE’S JAFFA CAKES 1 YEAR OLD
LOOKS: The chocolate is dry with white spots on top. The orange jelly layer inside has all but disappeared. SMELLS: That delicious dark chocolatey aroma has been replaced with an artificial, slightly sour tang, like goneoff milk. FEELS: The biscuit is so dry it’s powdery and falls to pieces in my hands. BACTERIA COUNT: Low-medium (0.75 CFU), so not as bacteriaridden as some of the other samples, but surprisingly high for a
sweet product. MANUFACTURER SAYS: McVitie’s did not respond to requests for comment. VERDICT: All the components of a Jaffa Cake are still there, but not in
a good way. The biscuit base looks like reconstituted dust.