Straight to the POINT

WHO is most useless: Priti Patel or Cressida Dick? IAN FULLER, Harrogate, N. Yorks.

I ONCE mistook Education Secretary Gavin Williamson for Albert Steptoe. Easily done.

DIANE SILVA, Bournemouth. HAVE you noticed the similarity between Bergerac’s Superintendent Barney Crozier and Matt Hancock? E. WILLIAMS, Shepperton, Surrey.

WITH people working from home on the sofa, should I invest in shares in DFS or backache cures? GERRY DOYLE, Liverpool. MY FRIEND was also against imported goods (Letters). He refused to buy a TV with the label ‘built in antenna’. ALAN WINTER, Darlington, Co. Durham. DOGS in art galleries (Letters)? If one left a calling card on the floor, it would probably win the Turner Prize. NEVILLE WITHERS, London W3.