FUNNY GIRL SALLY COMES A CROPPER

CHELSEA Flower Show’s switch from May to September seems to have left guests discombobulated.

Miranda star Sally Phillips, for instance, turned up in six-inch stiletto heels.

‘I’m a t**t’,’ she told me as she narrowly avoided tottering off a rock into a water feature at the garden she was promoting.

‘Don’t worry — I didn’t fall in,’ she laughs, adding: ‘I’ve never been to Chelsea before. I thought it would be like [Royal] Ascot, but for plants, so I dressed up.’