It’s a turkey

THE panic buying of loo rolls soon bottomed out.

The fuel pumps are beginning to flow again but panic buyers will have to empty their stocks of jerry cans first.

French fishermen are threatening our supply of turkeys for Christmas.

What next: no Christmas pressies as Santa strikes demanding equal pay with HGV drivers? But the future’s still bright . . . once we light the candles this winter!

PIERS MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.